The SteveAndTiff Identity

[Caryh 5,206]

I'm like a baby sitter here at times. These guys all have graduate degrees and I have to provide a pen? Very unprofessional......

Niki why are you sending in pic of your butt to the chive?

Cary can send a pic of his butt in, but they'd file in under "California raisins"

Fire em all and let the guberment support their kids. They can just raise your taxes to do it!

In all seriousness, that is rather sad that you may have to let someone go.

BTW I have a pretty good butt and its certainly no California raisin!

[NikLR 13,227]

Hahah he spends so much time grooming the darn dogs anyhow, and apparently the AC in his new appt sucks. I think he bought the one dog and the other was a gift (shitty gift?) But as someone who has trained dogs, husky types are not easy to train. Some are slow, like a Samoyed, and others are too smart for their own good, like a husky. They all have a tendency to run (it's what they were bred for), tend to be escape artists, and need a lot of exercise. The guy is trying to get out of the reserve after being in the Navy because he apparently has a hard time exercising. People pick dogs because "OMG PRETTY" instead of, what is best for me and my lifestyle?

I told my ex, get a miniature schnauzer. They're small, don't shed, and are intelligent so are easy to train. They like to play and while they have a tendency to bark, you can curb it easily, but it's good for when our daughter stays home alone when she gets older, so the dog will let her know if someone is at the door or lurking around.

I noticed a beagle the other day. Told my husband we're not getting one. He agreed (he had one as a kid) because they do require more exercise than most people know. He was like "and it had the most annoying bark." I said they have that loud annoying bark on purpose, because they were made to chase foxes, it let the hunters on horseback know where they were. I got an "oh"... yeah dude your wife knows some stuff...

[SAT 9,609]

Fire em all and let the guberment support their kids. They can just raise your taxes to do it!

In all seriousness, that is rather sad that you may have to let someone go.

BTW I have a pretty good butt and its certainly no California raisin!

None my bizniz, I dun look at guys butts...

Tiff has a nice butt. No I'm not showing you guys pics...

[Caryh 5,206]

Hahah he spends so much time grooming the darn dogs anyhow, and apparently the AC in his new appt sucks. I think he bought the one dog and the other was a gift (shitty gift?) But as someone who has trained dogs, husky types are not easy to train. Some are slow, like a Samoyed, and others are too smart for their own good, like a husky. They all have a tendency to run (it's what they were bred for), tend to be escape artists, and need a lot of exercise. The guy is trying to get out of the reserve after being in the Navy because he apparently has a hard time exercising. People pick dogs because "OMG PRETTY" instead of, what is best for me and my lifestyle?

I told my ex, get a miniature schnauzer. They're small, don't shed, and are intelligent so are easy to train. They like to play and while they have a tendency to bark, you can curb it easily, but it's good for when our daughter stays home alone when she gets older, so the dog will let her know if someone is at the door or lurking around.

I noticed a beagle the other day. Told my husband we're not getting one. He agreed (he had one as a kid) because they do require more exercise than most people know. He was like "and it had the most annoying bark." I said they have that loud annoying bark on purpose, because they were made to chase foxes, it let the hunters on horseback know where they were. I got an "oh"... yeah dude your wife knows some stuff...

So true. Like all the people that get cute small breeds and don't realize many of the breeds are mean little dogs. Then they're surprised when they go out and bite people or their kids. I'm always approached by kids wanting to pet my shih tzu. She looks cute, but hates kids and is likely to bite them if not watched closely. When she was still my foster dog I had a little old lady that wanted to adopt her, because she had lost her last one. When I was explaining the aggression issues she just laughed and said her old dog bit people all the time. HELLO, you're not supposed to let your dog bite people!

None my bizniz, I dun look at guys butts...

Tiff has a nice butt. No I'm not showing you guys pics...

Pics or Tiff has a lard butt!

[SAT 9,609]

No pics for you wankers (I borrowed that word from Frenchy)

I think she's mad at me because I said she's hard working...

[Caryh 5,206]

No pics for you wankers (I borrowed that word from Frenchy)

I think she's mad at me because I said she's hard working...

Put it up for Niki then, she says she doesn't have a #######.

No pics for you wankers (I borrowed that word from Frenchy)

I think she's mad at me because I said she's hard working...

I thought he was a guy?

[SAT 9,609]

Nuh uh...

[SAT 9,609]

Put it up for Niki then, she says she doesn't have a #######.

I thought he was a guy?

I think he's a woman....

[Darnell 8,478]

dogs? small dogs? I likes the English Manchester Fox Terrier - I had one for about 11 years. Highly trainable, if'n you know how, and great defense dog, and SUPER FAST. Nigel would go after any dog in his area, it was like watching Looney Tunes High Speed .... IMO, though teaching him to heel was the hardest part of his training - once he learned how to do that - he wasn't such a threat to the big dogs that were loose around the bayhouse.

My son also taught him some other skills, and took him through maze trials for a coupla years. I miss the dog, but I'd get another one in a heart beat..

Pics or Tiff has a lard butt!

That lard is from eating shellfish and curry, almost 2 decades now... eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww.

[SAT 9,609]

My dog knew the command "go sniff that other dogs butt"

[Caryh 5,206]

dogs? small dogs? I likes the English Manchester Fox Terrier - I had one for about 11 years. Highly trainable, if'n you know how, and great defense dog, and SUPER FAST. Nigel would go after any dog in his area, it was like watching Looney Tunes High Speed .... IMO, though teaching him to heel was the hardest part of his training - once he learned how to do that - he wasn't such a threat to the big dogs that were loose around the bayhouse.

My son also taught him some other skills, and took him through maze trials for a coupla years. I miss the dog, but I'd get another one in a heart beat..

That lard is from eating shellfish and curry, almost 2 decades now... eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww.

This does look like a killer dog

So the evidence grows just as Tiff's butt has been growing

When Steve will you defend her honor with a picture?

My dog knows the command go hump that lady's leg!

[SAT 9,609]

Nuh uh.....you old pervs.....

[SAT 9,609]

My neighbors boxer looks like a killer, but he's a big sap.....and he let my peke pick on him when they were still around...

Here he is guarding my daughter.....

Edited July 17, 2013 by SteveAndTiff

[Darnell 8,478]

Steve - I challenge you to post a pic of one of the nail grils, who has buttocks similar to Tiff's, in the summer booties thread If not similar, then better, ok ?

[SAT 9,609]

Aye aye skipper......