The SteveAndTiff Identity

[Caryh 5,206]

Had to go buy shampoo yesterday because his 2n1 ####### makes my hair yucky. Too much conditioner on the top, not enough on the bottom.

My wife hated my 2n1 stuff. In fact hated it so much she doesn't want me using it! I still have a huge bottle under the sink, which I don't want to waste and she puts back under the sink whenever I move it back to the shower.

[SAT 9,609]

Now it's bible class in the office.....

Oh btw, remember my SIL in Malaysia who wanted to live like a queen from the get go? Her luxury home was burglarized and everything, I mean everything was stolen.....

[SAT 9,609]

The adjudicator sakes tiff how old I was when we met. She missed it by 3 years.....

[Caryh 5,206]

Now it's bible class in the office.....

Oh btw, remember my SIL in Malaysia who wanted to live like a queen from the get go? Her luxury home was burglarized and everything, I mean everything was stolen.....

Here comes the request to Tiff to replace it all now.

The adjudicator sakes tiff how old I was when we met. She missed it by 3 years.....

You shouldn't have lied about your age to her so much Steve.

[SAT 9,609]

I went to a BBQ yesterday, at 7, and watched in agony and hunger as the host tried to feed 70 kids and adults with a regular sized charcoal grill , with about 30 lumps of kings ford in it.......and they were cooking difficult too cook foods, ribs, wings, big giant clams, etc......

I ended up ceasing the grill. I'm never going to their parties again.....

Oh my daughter lost her balloon and cried all the way home.

[SAT 9,609]

Here comes the request to Tiff to replace it all now.

You shouldn't have lied about your age to her so much Steve.

Even the American currency we, and baby god daddy gave we're stolen.

And the engraved Tiffany& co. bracelet.....

I told tiff. See? You wanna show off? Start life rich? Daddy bought house and car? Renovate entire house?

They can earn their ####### now like everyone else...

[SAT 9,609]

Flashbacks of Malaysia pisses me off again....

[Caryh 5,206]

Even the American currency we, and baby god daddy gave we're stolen.

And the engraved Tiffany& co. bracelet.....

I told tiff. See? You wanna show off? Start life rich? Daddy bought house and car? Renovate entire house?

They can earn their ####### now like everyone else...

Maybe they'll learn a lesson about showing off from this? Nah, people that like to show off rarely learn.

[Jacque67 7,328]

I'm back now. My mother died last week, and I'm the person who always took care of everything for her, and so the funeral fell to me also. I never knew setting up a funeral was so much work. Plus of course sometimes it was completely emotionally draining to do some of the things that had to be done. She resting peacefully now, and she had the funeral she wanted. I know that well because I had discussed it with her about 10 years ago when her health was going bad. I'm so very thankful to my wife for being such a great support to me. She lifted my spirits up, when on my own I would have fallen.

I am saddened to hear of your loss. Thank goodness you have a partner to help you through this tough time.

[Jacque67 7,328]

Now it's bible class in the office.....

OMG!

[SAT 9,609]

Maybe they'll learn a lesson about showing off from this? Nah, people that like to show off rarely learn.

Maybe they'll learn a lesson about easy come easy go....

OMG!

Now it's frenchy with the godly expressions.....

[Jacque67 7,328]

Flashbacks of Malaysia pisses me off again....

Why?

[SAT 9,609]

Oh you weren't here frenchy.....

Back in march, I went to malasia with my wife and child to attend SILs wedding. The SIL got a luxury home handed to her by her in laws. And wanted to borrow from my wife to renovate it. 28 years old and wanna live like a queen.

I had a terrible trip, daughter got ignored because the family was too afraid that they'd offend the other SILs savage 5 year old boy. Whom we were supposed to bring back to the USA, after a second trip to Hong Kong with him included......but we didn't bring him back, left him there to rot...

Lotsa fighting between tiff and I before and during the trip. Terrible accommodations in Malaysia. Almost divorced over it.....

Almost divorced over the trip and her family, not over the accommodations.....

[SAT 9,609]

I had enough of this office office for the day......bailing......

[Caryh 5,206]

I am saddened to hear of your loss. Thank goodness you have a partner to help you through this tough time.

Thanks Jacque. And I'm truly a lucky man to have my wife. This past week has been a great reminder of some of many reasons I love her so much.

Oh you weren't here frenchy.....

Back in march, I went to malasia with my wife and child to attend SILs wedding. The SIL got a luxury home handed to her by her in laws. And wanted to borrow from my wife to renovate it. 28 years old and wanna live like a queen.

I had a terrible trip, daughter got ignored because the family was too afraid that they'd offend the other SILs savage 5 year old boy. Whom we were supposed to bring back to the USA, after a second trip to Hong Kong with him included......but we didn't bring him back, left him there to rot...

Lotsa fighting between tiff and I before and during the trip. Terrible accommodations in Malaysia. Almost divorced over it.....

Almost divorced over the trip and her family, not over the accommodations.....

You had some great rants at that time. Glad for you it all worked out in the end.

I had enough of this office office for the day......bailing......

Maybe we should fill this thread up with bible quotes for you to find upon your return