The SteveAndTiff Identity

[SAT 9,609]

How does the skipper always know when I'm using a tab?

Ok. Monday morning at the rat race.....I'm the first one in the office (again). And I even biked in.

Coffee taste like rust water.....too many open hydrants. Gotta flush the keurig now.....

[SAT 9,609]

No fair, NO man.

I suppose I can crop it and show you in photobucket. But it'd be kinda lame.

[SAT 9,609]

Zzzzant (= sleepy rant): Returned from grueling-yet-enjoyable trip to [deleted]; did 5 laundry loads; did 2 dishwasher loads, one of which must be emptied imminently; all others in house are zzzound azzzleep, zzz man; must emulate them imminently, si man.

Photos or it didn't happen.....

[SAT 9,609]

I dug out my 7 year old new generator yesterday. It's a Yamaha. I always thought I had a Honda. I didn't get around to try to start it.

Anyway I have a new business idea.....

1- I go to Home Depot and buy 1 million portable generators for 399.99 each.

2- I store them until the next catastrophic hurricane hits the northeast.

3- I wait for all the stores to run out of generators.

4- I gouge the price and sell them for $400.99 each.

5- I make 1 million dollars.......

[SAT 9,609]

First thing on the agenda this Monday morning at work......

Call up navionics and gripe about my nautical chart being rendered useless by an update!

[Asia 2,499]

Anyway I have a new business idea.....

1- I go to Home Depot and buy 1 million portable generators for 399.99 each.

2- I store them until the next catastrophic hurricane hits the northeast.

3- I wait for all the stores to run out of generators.

4- I gouge the price and sell them for $400.99 each.

5- I make 1 million dollars.......

Brilliant!

But...

1) do you have $399,990,000 to make such a purchase?

2) do you have a safe storage to keep all those generators?

Other than that I say go for it!

[SAT 9,609]

Brilliant!

But...

1) do you have $399,990,000 to make such a purchase?

2) do you have a safe storage to keep all those generators?

Other than that I say go for it!

Minor details......

[Caryh 5,206]

Minor details......

Just borrow the money from Tiff

[Caryh 5,206]

Ok......I present....nail girls fishing......

OK why is this photo removed when I get back on line on Monday. I want to see the mans Darnell is attracted to.

[SAT 9,609]

I have a Home Depot charge card man.....

I can stack the units 10000 boxes high in my backyard and cover it with a tarp...

OK why is this photo removed when I get back on line on Monday. I want to see the mans Darnell is attracted to.

That pic has been reposted

[Caryh 5,206]

Do the words "over the hill, ancient, relic, has been, superannuated, outdated, out of commission, geriatric......mean anything to you.....?

Hmm you're right, that description sounds like a certain someone I know in NY City, who can't figure out why he's sick and doesn't sleep.

[Caryh 5,206]

I have a Home Depot charge card man.....

I can stack the units 10000 boxes high in my backyard and cover it with a tarp...

That pic has been reposted

Found it, that's some Ukrainian girl. I'm glad I found my wife in the Philippines because that would scare me.

[Caryh 5,206]

We already have 1 professor here. I'm not calling you professor.....

When I retire, I think all I wanna do is scrub the boat......

I'm going to move to the Philippines and watch my wife run a corner store. She'll be trying to make money, while I keep giving stuff away because I've got a soft heart

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Uggggh, I so don't want to go into the city this morning and park my huge vehicle.

My husband has been so incredibly amazing this past several days.

[SAT 9,609]

Uggggh, I so don't want to go into the city this morning and park my huge vehicle.

My husband has been so incredibly amazing this past several days.

Why are you going to the city?