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read through all pages before posting a response.

However, religiously ignore the last post on a page (unless I have written it, si man). It's a rule of this thread.

Locusts.

The more-evolved branch of the species is called Highcusts.

those ohiyans

I have long wondered what a native of Tampa is called. A tampon? A Tampaxian? Whenever I've asked, the natives give me a glowering look and never answer, si and no man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Even the American currency we, and baby god daddy gave we're stolen. And the engraved Tiffany& co. bracelet..... I told tiff. See? You wanna show off? Start life rich? Daddy bought house and ca

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I'm going to have to hire a logistics guy for 55k a year, and take it out of everyone else's salaries.....

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TBoneTX Grand Master

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Novemgro

This sounds like some kind of fertilizer that one puts on one's lawn late in the year, si man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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I've never seen a pic of the wife. She's too cute!

Same here, no si man, until just now, see man. Ditto Novembro, Brother D.!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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I didn't make it to fishing sad.png

Bummer, dude. I made it home from work, made almost a direct beeline to the facilities, was intensely ill for several minutes, and discovered thereafter that it was uncharacteristically raining like a ####### outside and I couldn't mow the lawn, no man.

In addition, Mrs. T-B. -- who had been outside with Mini-B. until the rain came -- left the cat outside, miu man. Poor thing was hiding under the bushes, came dashing in at highest fat-cat-waddle speed, and was still soaked, miu man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Stick a benadryl in a piece of cheese...

This is hilarious. In observation of Mrs. T-B.'s ultra-hyper nieces & nephews, I have long suggested "Medicate medicate medicate!"

Mrs. T-B. is only now coming to realize that when a gringo offers you a pill or suggests that you take one for something, it's a sign of caring and commitment, si man.

How excited are you guys for me to procreate?

Can we help, si man?

Is repeat procreation known as recreation, huh man?

Also, how can "refreshments" be offered unless there have been freshments first, huh man?

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Given the unpopulated populace active on this thread, I shall off-sign, brush cat, go to bed, and plan/try to awaken at o'dark-thirty to hit garage sales, si man. This is if the gastrointestinal system cooperates as it has not done all week, si and no man. Zzz, man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/448186-pell-grants/?p=6445973

seriously? why is everything a personal traumatic story with this guy?

ROFL

We went shopping, kid has enough underwear and socks now. She got a few shirts and 1 pair or pants. We went to wal-mart and bought stuff to make homemade bread this weekend. Oh and we had lunch with hubs and his work buddy. T'was tasty.

Oh, I had two of his post reported, since they had absolutely nothing in common with the OP questions...

An the mod told me that I should stop reporting ALL his posts, cause he is experienced and his posts are helping other people.

So I decided to take a proper English course once again, since it turned out that I can't understand English... :(

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Wyłącznie w angielskiej wersji językowej w prawym górnym fora, tak, człowieku.

It's great to see something in Polish, even if the sentence is a mess :lol:

In addition, Mrs. T-B. -- who had been outside with Mini-B. until the rain came -- left the cat outside, miu man. Poor thing was hiding under the bushes, came dashing in at highest fat-cat-waddle speed, and was still soaked, miu man.

Poor cat! ;)

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Hey Asia ! Good Morning ! What's for breakfast? dobrii day..

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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My parents decided to have a BBQ today...

Which will be the first one since my mom had a stroke last December.

So we will go to our garden (which is a half a mile away from our flat) and have a small BBQ.

Can't wait!

We didn't have one at the opening of the summer, so we will have one at the ending of the season :)


Hey Asia ! Good Morning ! What's for breakfast? dobrii day..

Evening, Darnell! :)

I'm after breakfast.

Had some sandwiches with ham and tomatoes from my parent's garden... Delicious! :)

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Stick a benadryl in a piece of cheese...

1- Man I'm not drugging my daughter you wacko.....

You are spoiling her. Let her get bored and use her own imagination . Too many kids have too much provided for them in terms of entertainment and this stilts their personal growth IMHO.

2- I don't spoil my daughter....well....may be just a little.....

i think the days of a shot o drambuie in the sippy cup are over.

3- New Technology has prevailed....

Fill up the sippy cup with rum.

How excited are you guys for me to procreate?

4- You are forbidden to procreate....(See # 5 for reason)

I'm going to be a great mom.

Oh you're crying? Here have a sleeping pill.

5- See #4......you freak of nature.....

Can we help, si man?

6- #######, you didn't see the post where Wacko told us she has the cooties.....

Hey Asia ! Good Morning ! What's for breakfast? dobrii day..

7- what are you still doing up?

So we will go to our garden (which is a half a mile away from our flat) and have a small BBQ.

Can't wait!

We didn't have one at the opening of the summer, so we will have one at the ending of the season smile.png

8- Is it a Poland thing to have your garden a half of a mile from your residence? And the kitchen down the block? And your car parked in a lot 3 miles away? smile.png (Actually I know what you're talking about)

So it's safe to assume that when the Nazis invaded, the polish troops couldn't get to their guns in time because it was stored somewhere far?

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3. Why ever for?

To let Tiff catch up with the times....

Wyłącznie w angielskiej wersji językowej w prawym górnym fora, tak, człowieku.

no hablo espanol

Asia take some BBQ pics for us..........

hurry up.....

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8- Is it a Poland thing to have your garden a half of a mile from your residence?

Maybe it is a Poland thing :)

My parents don't live in a house with garden. They live in an apartment building. There are tons of allotment gardens next to the development and my parents own one of the gardens.

It is normal in every city where people live in the apartment buildings and they can't have gardens right beside their homes.

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So it's safe to assume that when the Nazis invaded, the polish troops couldn't get to their guns in time because it was stored somewhere far?

Nope.

It's safe to assume that Polish troops weren't prepared for being left alone in the fight against Nazis.

Tho it was naive and wishful thinking that Poland could count on other nations, and that the other countries would help (would have helped? - not sure what past time to use here) Poland.

It's better to assume that Poland should have counted on their people only.

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