The SteveAndTiff Identity

[SAT 9,609]

There's a nice kiddie place by us called adventurers amusement. Geared for little tykes. Nice place. Near Coney Island. 2 days ago, a 5 year old climbed out of a kiddie coaster and severed his leg in Coney Island.

[Darnell 8,478]

No. just a Putt Putt place. that other stuff is troublesome.

[SAT 9,609]

That's the only putt putt place around....

[Darnell 8,478]

well, it's sneaking up on her bedtime anyway, so I suggest an early meal at the house, just you cook for the two of you.

[SAT 9,609]

We ate. She won't go to sleep til late....she picked up habit from her mommy.....

[Novembro 1,763]

We ate. She won't go to sleep til late....she picked up habit from her mommy.....

Stick a benadryl in a piece of cheese...

[Jacque67 7,328]

You are spoiling her. Let her get bored and use her own imagination . Too many kids have too much provided for them in terms of entertainment and this stilts their personal growth IMHO.

[Darnell 8,478]

i think the days of a shot o drambuie in the sippy cup are over.

[Novembro 1,763]

Fill up the sippy cup with rum.

How excited are you guys for me to procreate?

[Darnell 8,478]

in general terms, I'm super duper excited.

In non-general terms, I beg of you, share no details...

[Novembro 1,763]

I'm going to be a great mom.

Oh you're crying? Here have a sleeping pill.

[TBoneTX 45,364]

I've got a worthless piece of ####### brother in-law. I want to throttle his neck. He should be damn glad he's 7000 miles away from me right now. Pisses me off when someone upsets my wife! He wasn't like this before he married that waste of skin and air he calls a wife.

Now tell us how you really feel, si man.

Edited August 17, 2013 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,364]

1. I truly believe, that Tiff is incapable of thinking about the future. And that she would deprive my daughter of (may be not food) but say....a college fund, to help the Malaysian side.

2. As for throwing these 2 out so I can have my basement back.....they keep saying they're going back to Malaysia. I think they're scheming on ways to get their savage kid brought back to the US. In which case, I will definitely evict them.....

3. So I gotta see whats going on first.

1. I convinced myself premaritally, after close grilling, that Mrs. T-B.-to-be was not going to be this way. Had she turned out like that, her shapely hindquarters would have been back on the first plane to Ecu before she knew it. I won't say anything more, except to express a hope that a parallel is realized.

2. Pick each up by the shirt collar & belt and physically heave them out the door, followed by heaves of their possessions.

3. Why ever for?

Edited August 17, 2013 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,364]

Co żargonu? Myślę, że tak naprawdę mówił w prostym języku angielskim tym czasie około ... Oczywiście mogę próbować faktycznie wpisz w Cockney gdybyś.

Wyłącznie w angielskiej wersji językowej w prawym górnym fora, tak, człowieku.

[TBoneTX 45,364]

1. Bostonian and

2. New Yorker talk.

1. A salesman goes to Boston for the first time. He claims his luggage and goes out front to hail a taxi. The taxi screeches up; the driver opens the door and says, "Where to, pal?"

The salesman thinks for a moment. "This is my first time in Boston," he says. "Take me to a good place to get scrod."

"Y'know, pal," said the driver, "I've heard that request in many different ways, in several dialects, and in a few different languages, but this is the very first time that I've heard it put in the pluperfect subjunctive!"

2. "Ay! Ay! Getcho' foot off mah lip so I can spit in yuh face!"

Ok, the 5-0 helo is hovering over my hood again......what are they looking for now?

"Book you, Dan-O!"