The SteveAndTiff Identity

[SAT 9,609]

talk of tea...I'm outta coffee........

Ryan, I'll learn ya some American English so you can better assimilate when you get here.....

now repeat after me......say it out loud......

Ah #######......ma-fa--sun--beach.....I'm outta effin cawffee....how da ** am I sposed to stay awake now......

[Vanitas 310]

"because maker knows Mum" <---who is "maker"? Marklar?

"Thank the Maker!" - C-3PO, Star Wars Ep 4: A New Hope

There's your answer. I play far too much The Old Republic, methinks. Yeah, not the biggest fan of organised religion so I just use Maker instead of Allah, or God.. that kind of thing. *shrugs*

[SAT 9,609]

and don't forget. While you brits consider all Americans "yanks". We are in fact, not all Yanks.

Someone from south of the Mason-Dixon line (Also known as Dixie land), goes by the name of.....

"Ham hock-eating-hillbilly"

People from north of the Mason-Dixon line, are known as "Dang Yankay"

now when you travel south, end every sentence with the word "Dudney"

"He sho drives a nice trugg.....dudney?"

Edited August 16, 2013 by SteveAndTiff

[Caryh 5,206]

and don't forget. While you brits consider all Americans "yanks". We are in fact, not all Yanks.

Someone from south of the Mason-Dixon line (Also known as Dixie land), goes by the name of.....

"Ham hock-eating-hillbilly"

People from north of the Mason-Dixon line, are known as "Dang Yankay"

I thought ham hock eating hillbillies were in PA, WV and TN?

Down lower you gets Crackers.

Even lower yet is snow bird land.

[SAT 9,609]

dollar bills...........

North = Singles

South = Ones

Soda

North= Soda

South= pop, or Coke (when you say coke, it can be any soda, it's a coke)

[Caryh 5,206]

People from north of the Mason-Dixon line, are known as "Dang Yankay"

now when you travel south, end every sentence with the word "Dudney"

"He sho drives a nice trugg.....dudney?"

Waiting on your description of Bostonian and New Yorker talk.

[SAT 9,609]

I thought ham hock eating hillbillies were in PA, WV and TN?

Down lower you gets Crackers.

Even lower yet is snow bird land.

no, in WV and PA, you get "Coal mine diving red necks"

in TN you get "uncle fvckers"

http://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play;_ylt=A2KLqIMdLg5SEAQAKRH7w8QF;_ylu=X3oDMTB2YjF1aWxuBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDdmlkBHZ0aWQDVjExNgRncG9zAzE-?p=south+park+sister+######+song&vid=3fee4684f4221098612bd38ccb6d91af&l=1%3A03&turl=http%3A%2F%2Fts4.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DV.4857961309079151%26pid%3D15.1&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DVsMcdEswK8k&#######=South+Park+-+Uncle+######+Song+HD&c=0&sigr=11a21i7fs&age=0&fr=yfp-t-900&tt=b

Bostonian: I've gotta pak the car

New Yorker: What ju gots to pack the car with, you sona ma beach?

ok, Ryan's calling Amy right now

"baby I can't marry you. I shan't be moving to America. Tis too bloody confusing"

Edited August 16, 2013 by SteveAndTiff

[NikLR 13,227]

imma outta coffee...

[Caryh 5,206]

ok, Ryan's calling Amy right now

"baby I can't marry you. I shan't be moving to America. Tis too bloody confusing"

The Brits have no ground to stand on when talking about dialects of the English language in the USA, nowhere in the world is it worse than in the British Isles.

[SAT 9,609]

The Brits have no ground to stand on when talking about dialects of the English language in the USA, nowhere in the world is it worse than in the British Isles.

austrailia and New Zealand

imma outta coffee...

Now Ryan, here we have a fine example of Canadianna english.......

[SAT 9,609]

now, in Canada. You would reply to NLR in this manner.....

"Oh dear, outta coffee...I'll stop by the Tim Hortons on my way home and get you some"

In the NY Metro area, the proper reply is.....

"yo B, git yo lazy azz off the couch and go git some ma-fargin cawffee.....you sona ma beach"

[Caryh 5,206]

now, in Canada. You would reply to NLR in this manner.....

"Oh dear, outta coffee...I'll stop by the Tim Hortons on my way home and get you some"

In the NY Metro area, the proper reply is.....

"yo B, git yo lazy azz off the couch and go git some ma-fargin cawffee.....you sona ma beach"

And in Minnesota

Uff da, wi dontcha stop un by, andwe shara cup and choo da fat fur a bit, dontcha no.

[SAT 9,609]

Ok, the 5-0 helo is hovering over my hood again......what are they looking for now?

[dwheels76 5,468]

Anybody with insight on this. This is my thread.

No its nit me (really 5 times no not me)

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/448059-omg-omitted-2-divorce-decrees-from-i-130-petition-help/?p=6446299

[Caryh 5,206]

Ok, the 5-0 helo is hovering over my hood again......what are they looking for now?

That illegal immigrant in your basement. Give em up Steve! Now's you're chance.