The SteveAndTiff Identity

[Novembro 1,763]

Aww, thank you!

You should share your wedding pics sometime! (Where was it?)

I'm going to follow steve's lead and go to bed too... don't have work but I do have some stuff to do in the morning.

It was nice talking to you! Good night

Ours was in Gettysburg. I guess it was the only good memory from PA haha.

And I shall be the last to go. Bed is calling!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Well it is uplifting to see you found love after 19 years. So what is it with the present Mrs T-B? She is into cos-play and dresses up like Sailor Moon? Sounds fun!

Well, there were glimmers of that during the 19, but wrong timing or person, see man. Chiefly a bunch of first-&-last dates, after all of which I held a private ceremony by tearing up the phone number or business card over the trash basket.

At the end of our first-ever phone conversation, Mrs. T-B.-to-be, in her rusty English, said, "T-B., whatever happens between us, promise me one thing: Please never lie to me."

When she said that, it was 100% in contrast to the confused, bitter, psycho, heads-screwed-on-wrong Americanas who were the only ones that I'd been "connecting" with. I said to myself, "T-B., this could be the future Mrs. T-B., if she's real." She was real; the only ones who didn't believe it were at the ####### Guayaquil consulate; persistence won; and now I have the ring in the nose and find myself holding a place for her in the checkout line at Victoria's Secret with two fistfuls of 5-for-$25 ladies' undergarments by my sides, sigh man.

On the bright side, the V's S. apparel holds up exceptionally well during multiple wedgies, whee man.

Ah so when you met the new mrs bone, how long had she been blind?

(Yours was the last post on the page, so I didn't read it, no man.) She said, "Once I was blind, but now I can si, man!"

Edited August 14, 2013 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,329]

I heard that in Poland, , every parking space is marked "handicap parking"

Q: Why do Texas Aggies keep their university diplomas on their car dashboards, huh man?

A: So they can park in the handicapped zones, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

I like have the map in front of me with a direction list. GPS has let me wrong too many times for me to trust it wholeheartedly.

Same here, si ma'am. This past Saturday while I was garage-saling, the GPS (dedicated unit, not a phone job) went loco and kept saying "please drive the highlighted route" or whatever. Even with my terrible personal sense of direction, I somehow got myself back to an area in which the GPS again worked, gee man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

I did actually almost give her a black eye a couple weeks ago.

Wait its not what you think, I was putting on my pajamas bottoms and had bent over to step into them and pull them up. For some reason, I have no idea why, my wife comes trying to rush past me while I was pulling them up, ducking while she does this and my elbow went right into her eye. I never did get out of her what she was trying to do. But I got an ice back and kept the eye from swelling too much.

She was trying to assimilate into American culture by administering a wedgie, but you fended her off bravely, whee man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

fire ants, they have but one purpose, and that's to bite T-bone and make him suffer. His wife can't be the only one with that job.

She's the chief persecutrix, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Who is Miranda Vera Cruz dela Hoya cardinale?

I haven't jumped ahead to see who else has answered, but she was the news-reporter on "Married with Children" in the later seasons.

In my firm opinion, MwC was one of the very greatest TV shows of all time, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Luci you're at least 20 times more beautiful than............

Oh, si man... weak-in-the-knees, man... it's a shame that most women are rather ordinary-looking and only a select few get to look like you, si si si si si si si si man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Here are a couple of after wedding photos.. though these where in Cadiz, not Gibraltar. didn't take many photos in gibraltar.

Where, huh no si man?

[TBoneTX 45,329]

And I shall be the last to go. Bed is calling!

You're rather a fox, too, Dear, but you are not the last to go until the latest to sign on is on and gone, si and no, man! (What'd he say, huh man?) Seriously, lovely fotos, see man.

This might be the last post on the page, so ignore it, si man. Am doing the usual routine, minus dishes, zzz man.

[Vanitas 310]

You're rather a fox, too, Dear, but you are not the last to go until the latest to sign on is on and gone, si and no, man! (What'd he say, huh man?) Seriously, lovely fotos, see man.

This might be the last post on the page, so ignore it, si man. Am doing the usual routine, minus dishes, zzz man.

I don't think it will be the last post on the page, for some reason. Usually about 15 posts a page if memory serves, so the next one will be after this one. So it should be read, ya mon.

Also, with all the cat brushing you do, I think you should hire yourself out as a Professional Cat Brusher. Or Marklar Brusher. Something like that.

Edited August 14, 2013 by Ryan&Amy

[SAT 9,609]

That's awesome that you can take off and sail around the mediterranean, Where were you sailing from/to?

Ok, I will Let me dig one out.

Well thats cool that you have a house though What does Ali do?

Oh yes it was awesome......

On 1 occasion, I sailed from morehead city NC to Rota. Traversed the meditaranian. through the suez canal.....Then to the beautiful BIOT of Diego Garcia....then thru the strait of Hormuz.......

Lemme see if I can find a pic......

[SAT 9,609]

Wacko nice pics. You've posted them in the past.

[SAT 9,609]

Ah.... Here I is, crossing the suez sometime in 1990?

That's better.....

Edited August 14, 2013 by SteveAndTiff

[SAT 9,609]

Mods can you please keep this thread open a little longer?