The SteveAndTiff Identity

[Asia 2,498]

Mrs. T-B. came home with her (approximately) 38,602nd wig, sigh man. The following dialogue ensued:

Mrs. T-B. [excitedly]: Do you like my new peluca?

T-B. [rolling eyes]: What do you need another one for?

Mrs. T-B.: In case I decide to change my hair.

T-B.: Or lose it.

Mrs. T-B.: Don't say that! I haven't lost much recently.

T-B.: Like weight.

Mrs. T-B. [fake hurt]: Are you calling me fat?

T-B.: I'm not calling you fat -- you ARE fat!

Mrs. T-B. [fake hurt]: Come here for a huggie.

[both approach, hug, and simultaneously reach for wedgie material.]

T-B. [after giving 51% the better of it]: How much was this new peluca?

Mrs. T-B.: It was on sale for $13 at the Chinese place.

T-B. [to self]: (That means $33.) [Aloud] It's not even blonde. How is it worth $13?

Mrs. T-B.: I thought that you liked straight hair -- and it makes me look skinnier.

T-B.: Aha! So you admit that you're fat!

Mrs. T-B. [fake hurt]: I do not. And what about you?

T-B. [proudly]: If you wish, consider me to be a constant 7 months pregnant. Or 8.

Mrs. T-B.: 8.5.

T-B.: At least I'll lose the weight after I give birth. [Dodges can of cling peaches zooming by his ear]

Mini-Bone [excitedly]: Daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy! O boy -- peaches!

T-B.: O boy -- peaches! Mommy will open them. [Leaves area.]

Thanks to your description I have no problems with actually seeing the situations you're describing

And about a wig... I can imagine a woman would like to wear one just like that, if it wasn't necessary.

[Caryh 5,206]

Cary you just about described my father...

I'm sorry for that Steve. Truly I am. The best I ever figured out about him, is he was scared and frightened so he bullied anyone weaker than him. And had to brag because he was teased and pushed around so much as a kid for not having decent clothes and things. I guess my grandfather and grandmother always favored the his younger brother to, but that might have just been my father's perception.

[Asia 2,498]

Wow! You can choose your friends but not your family.

Unfortunately...

[SAT 9,609]

The Hasidic Jewish women here shave their heads after marriage. And wear a wig. These wigs can cost thousands....

[Caryh 5,206]

..but not pretty

[Asia 2,498]

Can you even imagine how I felt?

I can't.

That was horrible.

I understand perfectly why you avoided him and all...

[Jacque67 7,328]

Prince Andrew is your rich friend??

Cary left home at 15, because he couldn't leave @14, because he was in juvie detention

Nah he isSingaporean

[Caryh 5,206]

There's other pics there

Should we call Tiff a nail girl now since she's now featured on a boat photo? Or maybe a nail wife?

[Jacque67 7,328]

The Hasidic Jewish women here shave their heads after marriage. And wear a wig. These wigs can cost thousands....

Same in Sydney, Australia.

[Asia 2,498]

I left home because he slammed my head through a wall, threw me down the steps into the basement, then ran down after me and was kicking me in the face.

That was SO wrong...

Well Cary, I think you turned out pretty well in the end. I like you anyhow for whatever that's worth!

Exactly my thinking!

[Caryh 5,206]

Nope.

We have biting ants, but no fire ants.

And I read that they were brought to the North America from the South America... Not good.

The Philippines has biting red ants, that sting like crazy and itch for a long time after getting bit. They'll attack you if enter their path. It didn't take me long to learn you never stop walking or place your hand anywhere without first looking and verifying there is no ant trail there. Those bites would turn into clear liquid blisters on me. While I don't think they were fire ants, they couldn't have been too far of an unrelated species.

[Asia 2,498]

There's other pics there

Cute!

The Hasidic Jewish women here shave their heads after marriage. And wear a wig. These wigs can cost thousands....

Yeah I know.

I don't get it, but whatever...

The Philippines has biting red ants, that sting like crazy and itch for a long time after getting bit. They'll attack you if enter their path. It didn't take me long to learn you never stop walking or place your hand anywhere without first looking and verifying there is no ant trail there. Those bites would turn into clear liquid blisters on me. While I don't think they were fire ants, they couldn't have been too far of an unrelated species.

Yeah I guess they all are related, if they attack other species.

What's the purpose of them anyway?

I have no idea.

[Jacque67 7,328]

And the hole in a sheet. Whatever. Each to their own

Is T bones wife Jewish btw?

[Asia 2,498]

My older nephew Patrick is 5 year old today!

Time flies like crazy...

[Darnell 8,478]

Done with people....

It's cyclical, or can be viewed as cyclical. I've taken breaks before, also ..

Go do something else