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Even the American currency we, and baby god daddy gave we're stolen. And the engraved Tiffany& co. bracelet..... I told tiff. See? You wanna show off? Start life rich? Daddy bought house and ca

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I'm going to have to hire a logistics guy for 55k a year, and take it out of everyone else's salaries.....

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Well, it seems I lost 9kg (19 pounds or so in Imperial) over the past 4 weeks. And I had my band fill yesterday without any major issues though it took 3 attempts for the consultant to find the entry

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Steve-O - What news of the bent fork tines?

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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Awwww yeahhhh she is sexy...so is her food.

My #1 Food Porn show is Two Fat Ladies.

http://www.cookingchanneltv.com/shows/two-fat-ladies.html

OMG.

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I want to go to Japan! What an acid trip. laughing.gif

USC who lived in Manabí, Ecuador with hubby from 2009 - 2013. Hubby became a naturalized American citizen in August 2016. Currently living together in northern Virginia.

For full timeline, see "about me".

Latest Dates

N-400 Filing - 03/14/2016

NOA - 03/15/2016

Biometrics - 04/13/2016

In Line - 05/11/2016

Interview Notice - 06/03/2016

Interview Date - 07/11/2016

Oath - 08/29/2016

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It wasn't the last post of the page, so it won't be ignored... wink.png

I've got only one comment: OUCH...

Do you have hormigas del fuego in Poland, huh man?

To remind you of the absurdity of life?

Fire ants aren't absurd, nor do they deserve life whether they or life are or is absurd or not, no man.

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Mrs. T-B. came home with her (approximately) 38,602nd wig, sigh man. The following dialogue ensued:

Mrs. T-B. [excitedly]: Do you like my new peluca?

T-B. [rolling eyes]: What do you need another one for?

Mrs. T-B.: In case I decide to change my hair.

T-B.: Or lose it.

Mrs. T-B.: Don't say that! I haven't lost much recently.

T-B.: Like weight.

Mrs. T-B. [fake hurt]: Are you calling me fat?

T-B.: I'm not calling you fat -- you ARE fat!

Mrs. T-B. [fake hurt]: Come here for a huggie.

[both approach, hug, and simultaneously reach for wedgie material.]

T-B. [after giving 51% the better of it]: How much was this new peluca?

Mrs. T-B.: It was on sale for $13 at the Chinese place.

T-B. [to self]: (That means $33.) [Aloud] It's not even blonde. How is it worth $13?

Mrs. T-B.: I thought that you liked straight hair -- and it makes me look skinnier.

T-B.: Aha! So you admit that you're fat!

Mrs. T-B. [fake hurt]: I do not. And what about you?

T-B. [proudly]: If you wish, consider me to be a constant 7 months pregnant. Or 8.

Mrs. T-B.: 8.5.

T-B.: At least I'll lose the weight after I give birth. [Dodges can of cling peaches zooming by his ear]

Mini-Bone [excitedly]: Daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy! O boy -- peaches!

T-B.: O boy -- peaches! Mommy will open them. [Leaves area.]

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

 
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