The SteveAndTiff Identity

[SAT 9,609]

Gillette sent me a sample razor with 5 blades on it....I dunno what its called. But I tried it a few days ago and my face has no skin left....

[Caryh 5,206]

I use an electric razor actually. I'm not happy with Remington lately. They still shave the closest, but my last razor died a couple months after I bought it. I got it replaced and just died the same way this morning. What the heck is the matter with this model, is it all Remington shavers are garbage now?

Also, my father died last night. I wasn't that close to him, he was a complete a$$ and I don't suffer bullshit, so we didn't get along too well. Still in less than a month, both my parents have passed on.

[The Mean Lady 604]

Well I came in at a bad time.

[Caryh 5,206]

Well I came in at a bad time.

Its not a bad time.

What kind of razor do you use TML?

[GandD 5,966]

This is the type of knife my wife used to shave me with in the Philippines.

Which is why I try never to piss off my wife. I've watched her mow an entire lawn with the same knife.

I think I saw one of those on pawn stars.

My wife can't wait to get the bra off when she gets home. I think its just modesty that has her wearing it. But she still claims the padded bra is to protect her boobs

That's pretty funny....... protection. Maybe some football pads?

[GandD 5,966]

Or something a little more tasty like whisky.

BTW ####### is with the gigantic bottles at the liquor stores? Why is everything at smallest, a 2-6? (750mL)? #######! /sighs

I would love some warm milk with caramel baileys right now.

THAT will put you to sleep

No whiskey. Only Bourbon. Go Kentucky!

[Caryh 5,206]

I think I saw one of those on pawn stars.

I saw that too, they called it a headhunter knife. I guess at one time they did use them for that, now only the muslim radicals use them that way though.

They use those things for practically everything over there. Mowing the lawn with them is about the craziest I saw though.

I think I saw one of those on pawn stars.

That's pretty funny....... protection. Maybe some football pads?

I should try to find some steel cups and tie strings to it, and tell her I found her some better protection

[hikergirl 277]

I am up and ready to go do stuff early. Need to exercise, work on the tile floor (doing a patch at a time to save my sanity), unpack some more, give the kitchen the scrubbing it truly deserves (did I mention that I think the last tenants were pigs?), clean the master bath and then hopefully…get on-line and read some more happenings in here.

Going out for dinner with an old friend who happened to book her kid for a golf camp on the island prior to finding out we were moving here. I haven’t seen her in 6 years or so. She was the then kidlet’s before and after school caregiver/second mom. Very excited!

[Novembro 1,763]

The husband knows that he is not just irrevocably married, but irretrievably with marital-ring-in-nose, when he finds himself standing in the crowded checkout line of V's Secret, holding two fistfuls of 5-for-$25 women's undergarments, while the wife either roots around for more or goes to the stinky-hair-product or smells-like-a-cheap-whorehouse-body-lotion section to look for yet more chica-#######, sigh man. Just neuter us now.

I will never figure out chicas, no man. A man has 6 things in his bathroom: a razor, and shaving cream; a toothbrush, and toothpaste; a bar of Dial soap; and a towel from a Holiday Inn. Conversely, women have a minimum of 439 things in their bathrooms, very few of which a man could identify, no man.

I don't like their body products. They smell like exactly what you wrote.

Also, men are simple creatures. It's why we like you. We're too complex for our own good.

I am up and ready to go do stuff early. Need to exercise, work on the tile floor (doing a patch at a time to save my sanity), unpack some more, give the kitchen the scrubbing it truly deserves (did I mention that I think the last tenants were pigs?), clean the master bath and then hopefully…get on-line and read some more happenings in here.

Going out for dinner with an old friend who happened to book her kid for a golf camp on the island prior to finding out we were moving here. I haven’t seen her in 6 years or so. She was the then kidlet’s before and after school caregiver/second mom. Very excited!

Busy, busy! Have you posted photos of the work on the tile floor? I always enjoy seeing people's home improvements.

[Caryh 5,206]

We're too complex for our own good.

And don't forget hormonal based emotions to add into that mix.

[Novembro 1,763]

And don't forget hormonal based emotions to add into that mix.

Oh my lord, yes.

Funny, I had never experienced the absolute insanity of hormones until I started working with all women. I've always worked with a majority of men, but now, when one lady starts her cycle, all of us go crazy. It's scary.

[Caryh 5,206]

Oh my lord, yes.

Funny, I had never experienced the absolute insanity of hormones until I started working with all women. I've always worked with a majority of men, but now, when one lady starts her cycle, all of us go crazy. It's scary.

You know, that just explained a lot to me.

[Novembro 1,763]

You know, that just explained a lot to me.

Sucks bro.

On a related woman note, I have this friend that I've been close with ever since move-in day of freshman year of uni. We lived together, I was in her wedding, she was in mine, etc. I've always known she is flaky (not answering calls or texts, etc). We now live in the same state, literally twenty minutes away from each other and it's ridiculous for us to not hang out. However, she hasn't responded to a single call or text in over a month and I'm trying to figure out if that means give up or continue to try until she responds. I hate being the person who does that, but I value our friendship. What do I do? Make a decision for me.

[SAT 9,609]

Sucks bro.

On a related woman note, I have this friend that I've been close with ever since move-in day of freshman year of uni. We lived together, I was in her wedding, she was in mine, etc. I've always known she is flaky (not answering calls or texts, etc). We now live in the same state, literally twenty minutes away from each other and it's ridiculous for us to not hang out. However, she hasn't responded to a single call or text in over a month and I'm trying to figure out if that means give up or continue to try until she responds. I hate being the person who does that, but I value our friendship. What do I do? Make a decision for me.

Ignore her. That's what I'd do.

[SAT 9,609]

Cary. Sorry for your loss. I hope you don't feel too bad.

Hiker what a great reunion. Have fun.

Its not a bad time.

What kind of razor do you use TML?

TML said she no shave....prefer hairiness......