The SteveAndTiff Identity

[TBoneTX 45,365]

Little MIni-Bone (2.5 years old) sometimes talks in his sleep, almost always about his trains or cars. The other morn, he awoke with a distinct "Uh-oh -- it's BROKEN!" Not sure what that referred to or whether I want to know, no man.

A few months ago, he was babbling happily about his trains and suddenly emitted the following, si man:

"Uh-oh, what happened, pipi, wet, change diaper, lie down, Daddy change, fine thank you you're welcome it's a beautiful day." He covered it all in one sentence, see man.

Must empty dishwasher (sigh, man) and head to bed (zzz man). Nice that this thread has up-livened as it has, si man.

[Darnell 8,478]

Note to self: I am an excellent shopping companion for the woman.

[Darnell 8,478]

Oh Lord, I've discovered the Harlem Shake meme video on the utube. F**K, I'm old..

[Darnell 8,478]

OK - that was fun. After watching one of them - I get dropped to the 'WalMart LowPrice Challenge' advertisement, shot in the USA, done in Mandarin. Sweet ! wo heng hao

[Darnell 8,478]

Good Morning Steve-O - yes, I see you lurking around here.

You plug in that exercise machine already already?

[SAT 9,609]

Steve, plug in the exercise machine, and exercise.

I get plenty exercise

you appear to be a nervous wreck! Drink a bottle or two of wine.

I dun drink anymo....

[SAT 9,609]

Good Morning Steve-O - yes, I see you lurking around here.

You plug in that exercise machine already already?

I do have an elliptical in the house. And I've been biking to work. Plenty of exercise for the summer.

Whatju doing up at O dark thirty?

[Caryh 5,206]

Ok, I'm ashamed I know this but....... when I first met my wife, she used to sleep in a bra. Me being a man and all, I didn't particularity like this. But I couldn't change her mind because she was told me she didn't want them being saggy. So, I did a lot of research on the subject and I found a lot of support ( ) for the bra-less sleep habit. Most people suggested that the fibers in the bra needed to be allowed to stretch some so they could stay strong. The thought is that without some regular natural movement and stretching, they can atrophy. I even found one study with a loose association to breast cancer as a result of bras restricting blood flow and thus causing a build up of toxins in the tissue. Of course, it was ok and even suggested to continue wearing a bra during the day. So, I did a good presentation and now she sleeps with out a bra. Now if I could only find some good info on the health risks of sleeping with a shirt on...........

My wife can't wait to get the bra off when she gets home. I think its just modesty that has her wearing it. But she still claims the padded bra is to protect her boobs

[SAT 9,609]

contemplating going to work.....

[Caryh 5,206]

I will never figure out chicas, no man. A man has 6 things in his bathroom: a razor, and shaving cream; a toothbrush, and toothpaste; a bar of Dial soap; and a towel from a Holiday Inn. Conversely, women have a minimum of 439 things in their bathrooms, very few of which a man could identify, no man.

You have one extra thing in your bathroom a real man doesn't need and that's the shaving cream. A real man can get by with his bar of soap.

[SAT 9,609]

You have one extra thing in your bathroom a real man doesn't need and that's the shaving cream. A real man can get by with his bar of soap.

and a real man uses this to shave...

Edited August 8, 2013 by SteveAndTiff

[SAT 9,609]

I prefer the KaBar over the rambo knife

[Caryh 5,206]

contemplating going to work.....

Get to work Steve, if the boss doesn't show, the workers will all go home by 9:30

last post on page, therefore you prefer the rambo knife

I prefer the KaBar over the rambo knife

[SAT 9,609]

Get to work Steve, if the boss doesn't show, the workers will all go home by 9:30

last post on page, therefore you prefer the rambo knife

yea I know....I better get to work......

alright, a real man shaves with this.....

[Caryh 5,206]

This is the type of knife my wife used to shave me with in the Philippines.

Which is why I try never to piss off my wife. I've watched her mow an entire lawn with the same knife.