The SteveAndTiff Identity

[SAT 9,609]

Good cause those are horrible band names! LOL

How bout...... "The FA Moosehead Clanky Ole Yank Travelers 23" ?

[SAT 9,609]

My biggest current gripe is sleep deprivation.....

I've been sleeping about 5 hrs a day for about a month straight now.....

[Jacque67 7,328]

My biggest current gripe is sleep deprivation.....

I've been sleeping about 5 hrs a day for about a month straight now.....

Stop bragging about your sex life.

[SAT 9,609]

Stop bragging about your sex life.

uh huh....way to turn my statement into a brag lol

My wife makes a lotta commotion doing her OCD stuff til the middle of the night. I'm a very light sleeper to begin with. And I've never been a great sleeper at all. I wake up around 6 all the time. I'd like to be out cold by midnight, but I won't.....

This is some funny #######. I think these guys are Asia's countrymen

http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/nature/post/russian-diver-gets-hand-caught-in-fishs-mouth/

[Jacque67 7,328]

you appear to be a nervous wreck! Drink a bottle or two of wine.

[NikLR 13,227]

Or something a little more tasty like whisky.

BTW ####### is with the gigantic bottles at the liquor stores? Why is everything at smallest, a 2-6? (750mL)? #######! /sighs

I would love some warm milk with caramel baileys right now.

THAT will put you to sleep

[Darnell 8,478]

Steve, plug in the exercise machine, and exercise.

[Jacque67 7,328]

Darnell, as well as being super fit you are pure genius !

[Jacque67 7,328]

Or something a little more tasty like whisky.

BTW ####### is with the gigantic bottles at the liquor stores? Why is everything at smallest, a 2-6? (750mL)? #######! /sighs

I would love some warm milk with caramel baileys right now.

THAT will put you to sleep

Yeah, my bf would say that he had only had a couple of bottles of wine. When I visited him in NY I found out that he was buying magnums ( they don't sell those in Japan as most Japanese get drunk on one glass of beer).

[Novembro 1,763]

wacky, yes...sarcastic, no

you appear to be a nervous wreck! Drink a bottle or two of wine.

#truth

BTW ####### is with the gigantic bottles at the liquor stores? Why is everything at smallest, a 2-6? (750mL)? #######! /sighs

Because alcoholism.

[TBoneTX 45,447]

Got you covered!

http://www.victoriassecret.com/pink/the-date-bra-collection

PICSSSSSSSSSS.

If those aren't of you, then it still didn't happen, no ma'am, and yours was the last post on the page, so no one read it and therefore it didn't happen, no man.

Well, the posts have been low because the marklar accounted for 67.2 % of the posts here, and she has no computer now.......

Send her one, fast, speed man.

Domestic engineer bone should import detergent by the barrel.....

I imported a detergent-requirer (Mrs. T-B. in the kitchen), sigh man. I love to get a great deal on dishwarsher (the Texan and therefore the correct pronunciation) detergent, si man but that's one of the few things that I won't buy in the dollar stores, no man.

[TBoneTX 45,447]

I'm rather picky about how they're done. I think I've got a touch of OCD on how the dishwasher is loaded.

Oh, si man. If I left it loaded like Mrs. T-B. throws them in, nothing would get clean, and the machine would have broken long ago, ouch man.

In fact, tonight I again had to unload the machine completely to undo and redo Mrs. T-B.'s internal sins, sigh man.

Edited August 8, 2013 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,447]

Went a bit overboard with the Victoria's Secret coupon run. I should not be allowed in there. I love it too much.

The husband knows that he is not just irrevocably married, but irretrievably with marital-ring-in-nose, when he finds himself standing in the crowded checkout line of V's Secret, holding two fistfuls of 5-for-$25 women's undergarments, while the wife either roots around for more or goes to the stinky-hair-product or smells-like-a-cheap-whorehouse-body-lotion section to look for yet more chica-#######, sigh man. Just neuter us now.

I will never figure out chicas, no man. A man has 6 things in his bathroom: a razor, and shaving cream; a toothbrush, and toothpaste; a bar of Dial soap; and a towel from a Holiday Inn. Conversely, women have a minimum of 439 things in their bathrooms, very few of which a man could identify, no man.

Edited August 8, 2013 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,447]

Are you one of those guys that LOVES vs or the guy that gets dragged in and stands around looking disgusted while the woman goes crazy?

You didn't ax, but I shall reply. If it's someplace where I have a fighting chance of finding something fitting and cheap for myself, I'll go; but if I haven't found something after scouring the clearance racks, I'll find a chair and let Mini-Bone amuse himself by running his cars or trains up and down my leg.

I get dragged to Kohl's rather often. After approximately 57 visits, I finally found something -- TWO items, in fact -- that were suitable in fit, style, and (80%-off) price. But this store was far out of town, and I have no hopes of finding anything locally except a chair to sit in while Mrs. T-B. shops.

I refuse to pay retail for any clothing and much prefer the thrill of the hunt at the resale shops. If I pay more than $4 (well, $3) for a designer silk tie, I get mad and want to exclaim, "Who the hell do you think you are -- Macy's?!" I'm back up to close to 100 ties again, sigh man.

yes I do. I never wear a bra in public and males go crazy over me. Go figure.

Pictures would help us keep fully abreast of the situation, see man.

Edited August 8, 2013 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,447]

without some regular natural movement and stretching, they can atrophy.

In that case, some artificial manipulation and stretching can dispel the atrophy, whee man.