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Even the American currency we, and baby god daddy gave we're stolen. And the engraved Tiffany& co. bracelet..... I told tiff. See? You wanna show off? Start life rich? Daddy bought house and ca

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I'm going to have to hire a logistics guy for 55k a year, and take it out of everyone else's salaries.....

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Well, it seems I lost 9kg (19 pounds or so in Imperial) over the past 4 weeks. And I had my band fill yesterday without any major issues though it took 3 attempts for the consultant to find the entry

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you have no willing Malays to staff it, alas. I feel really bad for you.

Maybe the Nail Grils have friends that would help?

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Forrest could actually stir a pot, so I'm thinking Forrest could be making laksa curry gravy, or at least stirring the pot so it doesna scald.


I have no idea what you just said............

Apologies - was quite dense on the info giving.

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yup yup. you've a fav for potstickers? ;)

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yup yup. you've a fav for potstickers? wink.png

oh man....there are so many great ones around here......

Usually we stay away from the tourist traps, and just go wherever we feel at the moment.....

you know Skip. At some point after your wife arrives, she's gonna wanna visit her fooks and taishanese on the left and right coasts....

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Hahaah

so my husband comes home and says, ya know what? Yer a #######... I'm like. uhm... He said we went to a chinese restaurant today and it said I'm an ox and I'm supposed to marry a #######. LOLrofl.gif

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Man it's super quiet around here.....

You can hear a caterpillar crawl across a sheet of charmin'.......

Well, Boss, you and others can amuse yourselves with this insightful exercise during slow times, si man:

NO-NONSENSE PERSONALITY INVENTORY (NNPI)

For each item, respond: "L" (like me), "S" (somewhat like me) or "N" (notlike me).

1. _____ I salivate at the sight of mittens

2. _____ At times, I am afraid that my toes will fall off

3. _____ As an infant, I had very few hobbies

4. _____ Some people look at me

5. _____ I often use the word "yucch"

6. _____ Spinach makes me feel alone

7. _____ Sometimes I steal objects like water towers and bridges

8. _____ Cousins are not to be trusted

9. _____ Other people's warts don't make me self-conscious

10. _____ Sometimes I think someone is trying to take over my stomach

11. _____ Often I think I am a special agent of Carl Rogers

12. _____ I become homicidal when people try to reason with me

13. _____ My teeth sometimes leave my body

14. _____ Plaid Stamps are better than Green Stamps

15. _____ Recently I have been getting shorter

16. _____ I think I would like the work of a hummingbird

17. _____ I have always been disturbed by the size of Lincoln's ears

18. _____ I often repeat myself

19. _____ I often repeat myself

20. _____ Most of the time I go to sleep without saying "Goodbye"

21. _____ It makes me angry to have people bury me

22. _____ Chiclets make me sweat

23. _____ I believe that I smell as good as most animals

24. _____ I like to stay in the bathtub so long that I look like a raisin

25. _____ Most people "urp" on me out of spite

26. _____ Constantly losing my underwear doesn't bother me

27. _____ It is hard for me to start a conversation in a room full of cockroaches

28. _____ I believe that halitosis is better than no breath at all

29. _____ Weeping brings tears to my eyes

30. _____ I believe in life after birth

31. _____ I enjoy putting my pet chameleon on plaid cloth

32. _____ Some songs make me "burp" and/or pass gas

33. _____ I often have erotic dreams about erotic dreams

34. _____ I never seem to finish anything I

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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Si man, I'd be asking how she wanted the clothes folded too.

You're very gracious, si man. She doesn't care about the folding at all; just the washing.

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Dialogue tonight, hear man:

[Mrs. T-B. sneaks up behind T-B. as T-B. busily dispenses VJ advice. Up-sneaking fails because of reflection in computer.]

Mrs. T-B.: Put me in bed.

T-B.: I'm busy.

[T-B. finishes important answer, munches some garlic croutons, then goes to lie beside Mrs. T-B.]

Mrs. T-B.: Why do you eat that? It stinks.

[T-B. cuts audible fart and waves the outcome toward Mrs. T-B. Mrs. T-B. covers nose.]

T-B.: I taught Mini-Bone how to say "fart."

Mrs. T-B. [uncovering nose]: Let me adjust your brains.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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Well, the usual populace is populating this thread, so I must empty the dishwasher (grrrr), brush the cat, and head for bed, after which it is that I shall probably awaken with bedhead, si man, because of having headed for bed, see man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

SAT Grand Master

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Aldi Supermarket opens its first Brooklyn store in Sheepshead Bay The newest Aldi opened on the site of a former Pathmark on Nostrand Ave. Locals welcomed the return of a full-service market to the neighborhood

There....Now Brooklyn is gittin witda times :)
 
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