The SteveAndTiff Identity

[moemac59 193]

OMG thats EXACTLY what I wanna do.......

I'm going thru a midlife crisis !!

LOL

Yeah but the chick that her husband is giving it to is the town skank, who apparently does not even know who the father is of each of her 3 children. So gross.

[NikLR 13,232]

Why would she want to sleep with him now any how? She'll probably end up with all sorts of STI's from the town pump.

Buy yourself a day at the spa, out of town and don't tell her you're going.

I feel bad for her, but yeesh lady, go see a psychologist!

[SAT 9,609]

OKOK....am I going through a midlife crisis?

1- I wanna abandon my career and look for sunken treasure....

2- With a 20 year old nail girl...

3- After getting a bigger boat...

4- I only have sex with my wife because I get to stab her in the butt with a fork...

5- I wanna go to Vegas and drop our savings on the red.....

6- With a 20 year old nail girl....

7- I reminisce constantly about when I was a young Marine....

8- With a 20 year old nail girl...

[NikLR 13,232]

Your wife looks 20.... why do you need a 20 year old nail girl? I assume they're called nail girls because they work at "nail bars"? or is it because everyone wants to "nail" them? It must be a cultural thing that I'm lost with.... >.<

[moemac59 193]

Why would she want to sleep with him now any how? She'll probably end up with all sorts of STI's from the town pump.

Buy yourself a day at the spa, out of town and don't tell her you're going.

I feel bad for her, but yeesh lady, go see a psychologist!

She is seeing a psychologist.

She runs over here everytime she needs help with something that her husband used to do and calls my husband her 2nd husband. I told my husband that next time she asks for help with the same thing to make her stand there and watch how he does it and to let her know that that is the last time he is going to show her.

I kinda told her off politely over the weekend. She didn't have her kids and was wondering where we had been all weekend. She said that she cannot be alone on the weekends with no kids. I politely but firmly told her that my husband and I were having alone time and that it was date weekend and that she is going to have to get used to her weekends alone.

[SAT 9,609]

Your wife looks 20.... why do you need a 20 year old nail girl? I assume they're called nail girls because they work at "nail bars"? or is it because everyone wants to "nail" them? It must be a cultural thing that I'm lost with.... >.<

I coined the term "Nail girls" to get The old man all riled up

Tiff is really young looking, and thank you....

And I really do hope that you're smart enough to realize that I'm just kidding.....

She is seeing a psychologist.

She runs over here everytime she needs help with something that her husband used to do and calls my husband her 2nd husband. I told my husband that next time she asks for help with the same thing to make her stand there and watch how he does it and to let her know that that is the last time he is going to show her.

I kinda told her off politely over the weekend. She didn't have her kids and was wondering where we had been all weekend. She said that she cannot be alone on the weekends with no kids. I politely but firmly told her that my husband and I were having alone time and that it was date weekend and that she is going to have to get used to her weekends alone.

Moe, may be she's going to a midlife crisis, and wanna put the moves on your hubby !!

[moemac59 193]

I coined the term "Nail girls" to get The old man all riled up

Tiff is really young looking, and thank you....

And I really do hope that you're smart enough to realize that I'm just kidding.....

Moe, may be she's going to a midlife crisis, and wanna put the moves on your hubby !!

Nah my hubster is too tubby for her. She likes her husband because he is buff and looks like a stud. Plus, he is an ICE agent and SHE loves that about him.

[SAT 9,609]

my cable modem keeps rebooting........

well....may be she's sick of ICE agents and wants a tubby guy.........

[moemac59 193]

my cable modem keeps rebooting........

well....may be she's sick of ICE agents and wants a tubby guy.........

LOL!!! No way. She likes em young and my husband is going to be 52. My nickname for him is grandpa because he is getting up there in age.

[NikLR 13,232]

She's shallow... Awesome.... and she wonders why she's having issues.

[SAT 9,609]

ok, I hope I fixed the cable...

I'm sick of Optimum. When Fios gets here, I'm firing Optimum...

Ok, so I'm off for 4 days. First thing on the agenda, take daughter to NY Aquarium and introduce her to Whaling

[NikLR 13,232]

I know you're kidding most of the time Steve, I try to overlook anything else because I automatically assume I'm just overreacting.

When I was 4 my mom took me to the Vancouver aquarium and until I was like 14 I wanted to be a marine veterinarian.

[SAT 9,609]

I know you're kidding most of the time Steve, I try to overlook anything else because I automatically assume I'm just overreacting.

When I was 4 my mom took me to the Vancouver aquarium and until I was like 14 I wanted to be a marine veterinarian.

yes, you'd be over reacting if you think anything is said with malicious intent....

I remembered you mentioned that you wanted to be a dolphin

[NikLR 13,232]

Orca. I have a tattoo of one. First tattoo I ever got, when I was 18. Took my lunch hour and got it, LOL!

[moemac59 193]

Orca. I have a tattoo of one. First tattoo I ever got, when I was 18. Took my lunch hour and got it, LOL!

I want to get a tattoo but only if I do an Ironman. Then I will get the Ironman logo put on my ankle. That or the Boston Marthon logo if I ever qualify for Boston and run it.