The SteveAndTiff Identity

[SAT 9,609]

Why are you ordering pizza at 9 am?

[Caryh 5,206]

You can't have the special 3 topping large pickup deal online because it's special to our store.

Apparently you can't have it in the store either. The real special sounds like a bait and switch routine. You can have a three topping pizza at that price as long as you order a cheese pizza.

Why are you ordering pizza at 9 am?

mmmm pizza at 9:00am

[The Mean Lady 604]

Why are you ordering pizza at 9 am?

I wasn't?

This was yesterday.

[SAT 9,609]

I'm hungry now.....all this food talk has inspired me to eat something......

[Caryh 5,206]

I've started watching Naked and Afraid on the Discovery channel. Most of the people they get on the show appear to be survivalist wanna be's. The woman on last nights show was totally clueless on how to get food in a jungle. After the guy got sick from drinking unpurified water, she apparently just starved herself when the fish trap the guy made failed to work when she didn't bait the thing. Or wait she tried baiting it with coconut. How many frigging fish eat coconut?

[SAT 9,609]

If I was a fish, I'd eat a coconut.

[Caryh 5,206]

If I was a fish, I'd eat a coconut.

Go fishing with a coconut and tell me how it works out for you.

[SAT 9,609]

If I was in South America maybe....

[The Mean Lady 604]

I think this guy at public storage just said 'beautiful' on the phone w/me like 15 times.

[SAT 9,609]

Was he referring to you or the transaction?

[The Mean Lady 604]

the aspects of the transaction

[SAT 9,609]

I'm watching "gangland" on tv. If you started a gang, what would it be called?

My would be called....."congress"

[The Mean Lady 604]

My Little Ponies

[Jacque67 7,328]

The collective noun for a group of baboons is a congress

[The Mean Lady 604]

Okay then i'll go with The Murder