The SteveAndTiff Identity

[The Mean Lady 604]

Today is weird.

It's Monday and Friday rolled into one.

And I'm leaving tomorrow to [undisclosed Location] so I'm not looking forward to the drive.

I think it woulda been cooler if I made my user name [undisclosed User]

But I've used up all my name changes for a year so that can't happen.

[SAT 9,609]

Captain Ahab you ain't

More like....The Old Man and the Sea

Today is weird.

It's Monday and Friday rolled into one.

And I'm leaving tomorrow to [undisclosed Location] so I'm not looking forward to the drive.

I think it woulda been cooler if I made my user name [undisclosed User]

But I've used up all my name changes for a year so that can't happen.

oh you're not up to the drive. But you want me to do it on a boat in the Atlantic....

[The Mean Lady 604]

Or maybe it was one of those tailless beavers? I hear those guys love berries. Groundhogs, also known as woodchucks. How wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you have an iPhone, or a friend with one, ask Siri that question a few times.

He had a tail.

It was a skinny hairy thing.

I said I thought it was a baby beaver.

I thought maybe his tail hadn't grown right yet lolol

[Caryh 5,206]

For me to get sword fish right now, I'd have to lug 300 gallons of gas to the boat one day (The gas docks in NYC remain closed). Then not go to sleep, start getting the gear ready at 9PM. Arrive at the boat at midnight, get underway by 2am, arrive at the canyon by 6 am (hopefully), look for fish on the east wall.....sit, or troll around all day, hope that I get a couple of fish fast, head home by 2 or 3 pm. arrive at dock by nightfall. Clean fish, clean boat. pack up, go home. By this time, I'm without sleep for 2 days. How do I know this? I've done it.

Nowadays, if I wanna go to the canyon, I charter. It's a lot easier...

Stop your whining and go get a swordfish. While you're there, get me a tuna.

[SAT 9,609]

Mmmm....beaver.......

Mmmm.....tuna.........

[The Mean Lady 604]

More like....The Old Man and the Sea

oh you're not up to the drive. But you want me to do it on a boat in the Atlantic....

The difference here is that I'm actually making the drive.

You're just complaining and doing nothing.

And you call yourself a fisherman.

I call you a fisherwoman.

Mmmm....beaver.......

Mmmm.....tuna.........

Gross, steve -__-

[SAT 9,609]

Fluke !! The catch of the day is FLUKE

ok, you guys talked me into it <sigh>

chip in 1200 bucks for gas, and I'll make a Canyon run in your honor

[The Mean Lady 604]

It took me 2 years to chip in 1200 towards my husband immigration.

Keep dreaming.

[Caryh 5,206]

He had a tail.

It was a skinny hairy thing.

I said I thought it was a baby beaver.

I thought maybe his tail hadn't grown right yet lolol

LOL yes the tails get fat when they reach age 3 lol

[SAT 9,609]

lol that shut you right up.....

Jacque did you watch the fireworks last night?

[The Mean Lady 604]

LOL yes the tails get fat when they reach age 3 lol

Hence why my husband won't let me live this down.

This thing was huge though.

Clearly a full grown groundhog.

[Jacque67 7,328]

Fluke !! The catch of the day is FLUKE

ok, you guys talked me into it <sigh>

chip in 1200 bucks for gas, and I'll make a Canyon run in your honor

Semd photos old man!

[Caryh 5,206]

Fluke !! The catch of the day is FLUKE

ok, you guys talked me into it <sigh>

chip in 1200 bucks for gas, and I'll make a Canyon run in your honor

Fluke fishers get no beaver or tuna

[SAT 9,609]

I have occasionally published pictures of my fishing trips...

Fluke fishers get no beaver or tuna

they just get liver flukes...

Semd photos old man!

hey hey I'm not that old...

(What is the prime age for a male?)

[Caryh 5,206]

Hence why my husband won't let me live this down.

This thing was huge though.

Clearly a full grown groundhog.

They get pretty darn big. Down at our international airport they were all over the place for a while. You'd be driving in to catch a flight and you'd see about 50 of the guys. It was like a prairie dog colony only with groundhogs. I think they trapped them out or maybe they over populated and starved.