White House Petition: Prohibit Straight Men From Driving

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO:

Prohibit Straight Men From Driving

In many public schools, there are dress codes that prohibit students from wearing tank-tops, tube tops, and shorts that are deemed "too short," as these could distract male students.

If men can be this easily distracted by women's bodies, then this raises a variety of safety concerns.

Many busy highways have billboards that use sexually suggestive imagery of women's bodies.

Women also often go about their everyday lives near roadways wearing tanktops and short shorts.

If straight men (and men of other sexual orientations who are attracted to women) can be distracted by the mere sight of a woman's thigh, then it is a public safety hazard to allow them to operate vehicles that weigh thousands of pounds at up to 75mph past these inevitable distractions.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/prohibit-straight-men-driving/Rt1ljN4f

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

If straight men (and men of other sexual orientations who are attracted to women) can be distracted by the mere sight of a woman's thigh, then it is a public safety hazard to allow them to operate vehicles that weigh thousands of pounds at up to 75mph past these inevitable distractions.

Well, I think gay men driving would be more dangerous considering that they would be distracted by all those arseholes on the road.

[Rebecca Jo 1,962]

This is the best thing I've seen in P&R in ages!

[GandD 5,966]

Does that mean women can't drive as long as there are people on the street with babies or tiny dogs?

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO:

Prohibit Straight Men From Driving

In many public schools, there are dress codes that prohibit students from wearing tank-tops, tube tops, and shorts that are deemed "too short," as these could distract male students.

If men can be this easily distracted by women's bodies, then this raises a variety of safety concerns.

Many busy highways have billboards that use sexually suggestive imagery of women's bodies.

Women also often go about their everyday lives near roadways wearing tanktops and short shorts.

If straight men (and men of other sexual orientations who are attracted to women) can be distracted by the mere sight of a woman's thigh, then it is a public safety hazard to allow them to operate vehicles that weigh thousands of pounds at up to 75mph past these inevitable distractions.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/prohibit-straight-men-driving/Rt1ljN4f

Love it... I will buy a bicycle. Bootie got me in lots of trouble most of my life..

[RGinWA 816]

Finally, I hate driving. "Honey, I need you to drive me to the liqueur store again!"

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

Finally, I hate driving. "Honey, I need you to drive me to the liqueur store again!"

You let your wife drive ??? WOW

[RGinWA 816]

You let your wife drive ??? WOW

Haha...she's not even here yet.

I figure if she can drive a motorcycle on the streets of Cebu, then Washington should be like a ride around the retirement home.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Finally, I hate driving. "Honey, I need you to drive me to the liqueur store again!"

Oh you fancy, you go to the liqueur store. What you drinkin', creme de cassis? Pernod? Galliano?

[Darnell 8,478]

Drambuie, ya heathen !

[RGinWA 816]

Oh you fancy, you go to the liqueur store. What you drinkin', creme de cassis? Pernod? Galliano?

It's fine wine, you probably never heard of it. "Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill".

(Spell check failed me...lol)

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

It's fine wine, you probably never heard of it. "Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill".

(Spell check failed me...lol)

You drink boonea farm. Cool. You might not be an evil liberal after all. They still make that stuff? 1979 flash back

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

Haha...she's not even here yet.

I figure if she can drive a motorcycle on the streets of Cebu, then Washington should be like a ride around the retirement home.

Not here. Really ? The best is still ahead. My wife is from cebu also. We will move back at some point. Went back for our cebu wedding last sept. you are right. If she drives anything in cebu she is bad to da bone. My wife still chooses not to drive.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

This is the best thing I've seen in P&R in ages!

Reported. Your opinion supports bias against straight men.