The In My Pants Game, or IMP for short

[MyLittlePony 340]

snakes on a plane in my pants.

[Marilyn. 340]

I've got you babe in my pants

[Shiobhan 235]

Got a in my pants

[Operator 1,927]

Two turntables and a microphone, in my pants.

...Where it's at

[MyLittlePony 340]

big hot dog in my pants.

[Calypso 464]

Feather duster in my pants.

[Marilyn. 340]

Smooth in my pants

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Fresh seafood in my pants.

[Marilyn. 340]

You've lost that lovin' feeling in my pants

[Operator 1,927]

Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you." in my pants.

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience in my pants.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle in my pants.

[Operator 1,927]

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding in my pants

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died in my pants.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live in my pants.

Chuck Norris can make a slinky go up stairs in my pants.

[Marilyn. 340]

I'm all out of love, I am so lost without you in my pants

[Operator 1,927]

Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back in my pants.

[Operator 1,927]

Chuck Norris can speak braille in my pants.

[Calypso 464]

I'm looking for a whole fish in my pants.