Our very own P&R off topic thread (merged)

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Good thing, too, because the lawn needs mowing.

I like a trimmed hedge myself.

Edited July 26, 2013 by The Patriot

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

I like a clean bush myself.

I just knew a perv was going to make that comment.

Edited July 26, 2013 by Harpa Timsah

[spookyturtle 9,465]

What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?

[Penny Lane 8,159]

I like a trimmed hedge myself.

I had a response to this and was about to post it, but then realized I likely would have gotten embarrassed and deleted it anyway.

So now I'm just posting about the comment I never made.

The end.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

I had a response to this and was about to post it, but then realized I likely would have gotten embarrassed and deleted it anyway.

So now I'm just posting about the comment I never made.

The end.

Why not post it anyway? How much more embarrassing can it be than butt sex?

[Penny Lane 8,159]

Why not post it anyway? How much more embarrassing can it be than butt sex?

I do not talk about butt sex. I simply support those that do.

[Teddy B 17,251]

I do not talk about butt sex. I simply support those that do.

Spooky is not just a member, he's also the President.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

Spooky is not just a member, he's also the President.

I'll have butt sex with Jacques whether he is male, female or a combination thereof.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

spooks has an open mind. And open other things, apparently.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

spooks has an open mind. And open other things, apparently.

I'll be on the giving end, not receiving.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I'll be on the giving end, not receiving.

http://www.lingdao.fr/outils/nettoyeurecran/cleanscreen.swf

[Penny Lane 8,159]

Is Jacque okay with that?

[Calypso 464]

I'll have butt sex with Jacques whether he is male, female or a combination thereof.

It's Jacque, not Jacques. Jacque claims to be a woman who has an American fiance.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

It's Jacque, not Jacques. Jacque claims to be a woman who has an American fiance.

Jacque, Jacques, whatever. I'm not picky.

Is Jacque okay with that?

We'll wait for a reply.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

My nightmare has come true: this concussion has made me (hopefully) temporarily slow-witted.

Look for my upcoming defence of Gary posting about, well, anything in P&R.