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elmcitymaven Grand Master

elmcitymaven   9,712

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What's that got to do with my Canadian Model wife that kinda looks like Kate Upton and speaks 43 languages? Are you suggesting Spooks will be jeals?

A better response:

SCENE: My office, just now

BOSS (walking towards ME): Do you want to talk now? Can we go over your list of cases?

ME (with a spoonful of soup in mid-air on its way to my mouth): Can we go over you leaving me alone while I'm F'ing eating?

FINIS

I like your version better but I like my job even more.

larissa-lima-says-who-is-against-the-que

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Marilyn.
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I am moving it back because I see no harm in it being where it was. Please leave it here..

Marilyn.
Marilyn.

are we really that finnicky here? ..lol what is the harm in keeping it in the P&R forum?

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TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,299

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Who picks these mods? Mods should be on rotation rather than having the same few weirdos for years.

William took a break and is now back. Seriously, I'm thrilled. There are few classier than he, si man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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GandD   5,966

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By the looks of your avatar, I'd say yes you do! laughing.gif

Man, I don't understand why a guy can't just post a picture of his wife without getting grief from all the CABA dudes and dudettes.

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Someone in my office is wearing the squeakiest shoes in existence today.

I also filled up the candy basket. Now I get to hear everyone's commentary on it again. I had let it go empty as a sign of protest.

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Someone in my office is wearing the squeakiest shoes in existence today.

I also filled up the candy basket. Now I get to hear everyone's commentary on it again. I had let it go empty as a sign of protest.

I'll take all of the grape Jolly Ranchers please

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Did you wash the cheese puff dust off your fingers, or just wipe them on your sweatpants?

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I licked the cheese dust off my fingers, then wiped them on my sweatpants. I don't let good cheese dust go to waste.

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I AM NOT THAT GUY   5,715

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I licked the cheese dust off my fingers, then wiped them on my sweatpants. I don't let good cheese dust go to waste.

Cheetos are evil. I make the wife feed them to me, so that I don't get contaminated by the orange powder.

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Cheetos are evil. I make the wife feed them to me, so that I don't get contaminated by the orange powder.

Eat them with chopsticks, like the classy CABA girls do.

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