Our very own P&R off topic thread (merged)

[Teddy B 17,251]

I just saw this on reddit and thought it was cool. This is a NASA image of Earth from beyond Saturn... seeing pictures like this fascinates and creeps me out at the same time.

Pretty wild to view earth as being so small. Really makes you think what else is out there.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

The carpet in my office is disgusting. It's been disgusting since I got here, but I just now realized how bad...

All the carpets in the building are like this. GROSS.

Edited July 23, 2013 by Penny Lane

[Teddy B 17,251]

The carpet in my office is disgusting. It's been disgusting since I got here, but I just now realized how bad...

All the carpets in the building are like this. GROSS.

I just did a reverse pic look up, that's not your carpet.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

Hahaha.

That's a carpet in an Italian office building. You caught me.

But no, seriously, why does nobody clean these?!?!

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I've never seen William.

William33 is old school.

[Teddy B 17,251]

Hahaha.

That's a carpet in an Italian office building. You caught me.

But no, seriously, why does nobody clean these?!?!

Probably cause it costs them money. It's the same at my work, nothing gets done unless it absolutely has to be done.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

Probably cause it costs them money. It's the same at my work, nothing gets done unless it absolutely has to be done.

So annoying. And nasty. I don't even know what those spots are! Ahhhh.

[GandD 5,966]

William33 is old school.

Yeah I noticed the join date was 06, I've just never seen him that I recall. Maybe I need to get out more.

I just did a reverse pic look up, that's not your carpet.

HA!

The carpet in my office is disgusting. It's been disgusting since I got here, but I just now realized how bad...

All the carpets in the building are like this. GROSS.

Check out those white fingers

[Teddy B 17,251]

Check out those white fingers

I see cheese puff dust.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

GandD, I had no idea you were married to Kate Upton! You lucky man.

[GandD 5,966]

GandD, I had no idea you were married to Kate Upton! You lucky man.

Nah, she just kinda looks like Kate Upton.

[Calypso 464]

Nah, she just kinda looks like Kate Upton.

And her cups runneth over. I thought Kate Upton's ultimate fan was spookyturtle.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

SCENE: My office, just now

BOSS (walking towards ME): Do you want to talk now? Can we go over your list of cases?

ME (with a spoonful of soup in mid-air on its way to my mouth): I want to finish my lunch first, okay?

FINIS

(Director's note: I have an effing spoonful of soup on its way to my mouth -- do I look like I want to stop my lunch break so I can talk to you and go over my list of cases for the third time this week alone?)

[GandD 5,966]

And her cups runneth over. I thought Kate Upton's ultimate fan was spookyturtle.

What's that got to do with my Canadian Model wife that kinda looks like Kate Upton and speaks 43 languages? Are you suggesting Spooks will be jeals?

SCENE: My office, just now

BOSS (walking towards ME): Do you want to talk now? Can we go over your list of cases?

ME (with a spoonful of soup in mid-air on its way to my mouth): I want to finish my lunch first, okay?

FINIS

(Director's note: I have an effing spoonful of soup on its way to my mouth -- do I look like I want to stop my lunch break so I can talk to you and go over my list of cases for the third time this week alone?)

A better response:

SCENE: My office, just now

BOSS (walking towards ME): Do you want to talk now? Can we go over your list of cases?

ME (with a spoonful of soup in mid-air on its way to my mouth): Can we go over you leaving me alone while I'm F'ing eating?

FINIS