Our very own P&R off topic thread (merged)

[GandD 5,966]

So what do you do when you're on the toilet and you have to sneeze? Hold it or deal with the splash?

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

So what do you do when you're on the toilet and you have to sneeze? Hold it or deal with the splash?

Flush first, then sneeze. As long as the water is clean, who cares?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Flush first, then sneeze. As long as the water is clean, who cares?

I have to say your performance tonight in the PI forum has been masterful.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I have to say your performance tonight in the PI forum has been masterful.

Just keeping it real.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

Hi.

[GandD 5,966]

I saw you hit up the conjuring.

[Teddy B 17,251]

I drank a lot of beer this past weekend.

[GandD 5,966]

I've still got a sixer of sleemans cream ale and Keith's. Getting more in a couple weeks.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

I saw you hit up the conjuring.

I did. It scared me. And now I'm home alone for a week. Ahhhh.

In other sad news, while my husband was mowing the back lawn on Saturday, we found a little family of baby bunnies!! They must have only been two or three days old. I went outside to check on them, since my husband was scared he ran them over. He didn't, they were all breathing, and all happy in their little nest.

And then I went out a few hours later to make sure they were still okay and something had eaten all but two. Leaving my backyard to become a gory, baby bunny graveyard.

I cried.

[GandD 5,966]

I did. It scared me. And now I'm home alone for a week. Ahhhh.

In other sad news, while my husband was mowing the back lawn on Saturday, we found a little family of baby bunnies!! They must have only been two or three days old. I went outside to check on them, since my husband was scared he ran them over. He didn't, they were all breathing, and all happy in their little nest.

And then I went out a few hours later to make sure they were still okay and something had eaten all but two. Leaving my backyard to become a gory, baby bunny graveyard.

I cried.

Nature's a b. My wife was making fun of "American Women" the other day. We were watching "renovation realities" and their were two sisters working on a basement bathroom. One kept finding dead baby mice and having funerals for them. I think the other was getting pi$$ed because it kept delaying the work.

Oh also, was the conjuring the one that those hands come up from behind the chick and clap?

Edited July 22, 2013 by GandD

[Penny Lane 8,159]

Nature's a b. My wife was making fun of "American Women" the other day. We were watching "renovation realities" and their were two sisters working on a basement bathroom. One kept finding dead baby mice and having funerals for them. I think the other was getting pi$$ed because it kept delaying the work.

Oh also, was the conjuring the one that those hands come up from behind the chick and clap?

The funeral thing, that would be me. I'm an animal lover and can't help myself. I feel bad for them.

And yes ,sure is. Sucks that the clapping was spoiled in the trailer, because it would have been scary as #### if I hadn't known it was coming.

[GandD 5,966]

And yes ,sure is. Sucks that the clapping was spoiled in the trailer, because it would have been scary as #### if I hadn't known it was coming.

We were talking about that at lunch. Was there a clapper thingy involved? As in, was the purpose to turn off the lights?

Edited July 22, 2013 by GandD

[Penny Lane 8,159]

We were talking about that at lunch. Was there a clapper thingy involved? As in, was the purpose to turn off the lights?

The purpose was to mess with the chick. Her kids played 'hide and clap' .. a game like hide and seek but with clapping for hints. So the demon/ghost thingy was playing along too.

[GandD 5,966]

The purpose was to mess with the chick. Her kids played 'hide and clap' .. a game like hide and seek but with clapping for hints. So the demon/ghost thingy was playing along too.

Ha, I knew it. Well I guess I only knew that it wasn't to turn off the lights via the clapper. Do people still use those?

[Penny Lane 8,159]

I don't think so. Now they just have apps on their phones to turn their lights on and off.