Our very own P&R off topic thread (merged)

[Teddy B 17,251]

It's Friday for me, vacation day tomorrow.

[GandD 5,966]

We got shut down yet again.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

We have a bookkeeper position we're hiring for, and we've received a lot of resumes. The most striking though was the woman who decided to put a head shot of herself at the top of her cover letter. A head shot which was basically a shot of her big boobs. It was... kind of amazing.

[Teddy B 17,251]

We have a bookkeeper position we're hiring for, and we've received a lot of resumes. The most striking though was the woman who decided to put a head shot of herself at the top of her cover letter. A head shot which was basically a shot of her big boobs. It was... kind of amazing.

Wish we were closer in the geographical sense Maven, my Mrs is looking for an office manager/bookkeeper position at the current time. She's employed, but not too crazy about where she's at. She's got great hooters too. Give me a minute and I'll google up a pic for ya. Do you prefer blonde or brunette?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Wish we were closer in the geographical sense Maven, my Mrs is looking for an office manager/bookkeeper position at the current time. She's employed, but not too crazy about where she's at. She's got great hooters too. Give me a minute and I'll google up a pic for ya. Do you prefer blonde or brunette?

I just want one who can do Quickbooks, doesn't live 50 miles away, is willing to work 40 hours a week and doesn't wear too much cologne.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

We have a bookkeeper position we're hiring for, and we've received a lot of resumes. The most striking though was the woman who decided to put a head shot of herself at the top of her cover letter. A head shot which was basically a shot of her big boobs. It was... kind of amazing.

Who makes the hiring decision, a man or a woman?

[spookyturtle 9,465]

92 degrees. Still too hot to wear a hat.

[GandD 5,966]

4:31 PM

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Who makes the hiring decision, a man or a woman?

My boss (male), the departing bookkeeper (woman) and me (CABA).

[GandD 5,966]

Sharknado on blitches!

[spookyturtle 9,465]

My boss (male), the departing bookkeeper (woman) and me (CABA).

Men like boobs and so do lesbians.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

Coworker hates me now because I put post it notes on all his dirty dishes saying "please wash me"

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Coworker hates me now because I put post it notes on all his dirty dishes saying "please wash me"

I love passive-aggressive intra-office warfare.

I got body wash in my eye this morning in the shower. I was putting it on a body pouf when a droplet splashed up into my eye. Ow.

I told my boyfriend and he made a soap bukkake joke. NOT FUNNY.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

Coworker hates me now because I put post it notes on all his dirty dishes saying "please wash me"

Troublemaker.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]