Our very own P&R off topic thread (merged)

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Had my review, got a raise, all is good. Pot luck lunch at work today and then tomorrow, homeward bound!

Hooray! Congrats Penny. But I'm sure you're actually lying because you can't be on VJ and get a raise, duh.

I'm sure they'll tell me how insignificant I am since all I do is post on VJ.

I need to start billing clients for posting on VJ but I need a good client code.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

Or maybe they are giving me a raise for all my super awesome posts on VJ. They see how many +1s I get and are IMPRESSED.

[Teddy B 17,251]

I need to start billing clients for posting on VJ but I need a good client code.

Start the code with the letters RUB.

Or maybe they are giving me a raise for all my super awesome posts on VJ. They see how many +1s I get and are IMPRESSED.

It was because they found out you were the Queen Of Mean and they didn't want to ruffle your feathers.

[Darnell 8,478]

I have an app for that too, one that feeds directly into the timesheet. My problem is actually using it.

We toyed around with a 'buttocks-cheek smush' interface about 2 years ago, but couldn't see it bringing in a high return. Was cute, though - basically you would lean on it similar to lifting a leg whilst sitting, similar to releasing a fart at yer desk with the kineseology bits. I think there's still 2 prototypes at that office.

Was fun for the Halloween party, I do remember that.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

What the ####.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

What the ####.

####### is up with all these guys so het up about Duck Dynasty and anuses? I thought TV was the medium used to keep sheeple in their place.

[Pooky 3,694]

You can keep Ur #######.

I think it's all a great big pile of poo, anyway.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY.

[Pooky 3,694]

FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY.

And ... ?

Today, the season of "Bah Humbug" officially began.

[Teddy B 17,251]

FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY.

Someone getting excited to hit the road?

[GandD 5,966]

We're hittin' it tomorrow yo.

We toyed around with a 'buttocks-cheek smush' interface about 2 years ago, but couldn't see it bringing in a high return. Was cute, though - basically you would lean on it similar to lifting a leg whilst sitting, similar to releasing a fart at yer desk with the kineseology bits. I think there's still 2 prototypes at that office.

Was fun for the Halloween party, I do remember that.

"I do remember that"

[Penny Lane 8,159]

Someone getting excited to hit the road?

Very!

[Teddy B 17,251]

Very!

Good for you!

[spookyturtle 9,465]

Someone getting excited to hit the road?

She's heading home to Great Britain?

[Teddy B 17,251]

She's heading home to Great Britain?

Yep, I believe they're taking the bus.