Our very own P&R off topic thread (merged)

[spookyturtle 9,466]

I juice carrots, kale, and cucumber. Getting fat won't be an issue.

Thank your for responding. I thought you have been ignoring me lately. I was starting to develop a complex. How have you been?

[GandD 5,966]

I've been to this dimension called real life, you know.

I don't know

Edited December 12, 2013 by GandD

[Teddy B 17,252]

It gets expensive. But it was good for your reflexes.

Try driving down I-95 at 75mph with someone in the passengers seat throwing punches at you, that'll do your reflexes good.

Edited December 12, 2013 by Teddy B

[Teddy B 17,252]

You should've married a RUB chick. I always read on VJ they're the best, next to Pinays of course.

I really wish I did too. I'd be living a completely perfect life right now and laughing at all of you while my wife cooked dinner in lingerie and heels.

[GandD 5,966]

See how pathetic we are. A chickie roles in (with a Filipino flag, so clearly from the Philippines) and we all start jabbering on.

[Calypso 464]

Thank your for responding. I thought you have been ignoring me lately. I was starting to develop a complex. How have you been?

I must be your only friend left here.

I really wish I did too. I'd be living a completely perfect life right now and laughing at all of you while my wife cooked dinner in lingerie and heels.

RUB and Pinay chicks are easily satisfied. It's not difficult at all to make us happy. What we only need:

- a green card

- a brand new car and smartphone when we arrive in the US

- regular shopping budget for shoes, clothes, and purses

- extra money to send to our family back home... remember, you also married our family

- hot nookie

Happy wife = happy life

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I really wish I did too. I'd be living a completely perfect life right now and laughing at all of you while my wife cooked dinner in lingerie and heels.

Also you'd have an entire meal made out of a potato.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

I must be your only friend left here.

Close to it. I don't know why no one here likes me. Well, maybe I understand why a few don't.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

You should've married a RUB chick. I always read on VJ they're the best, next to Pinays of course.

Let's get to the heart of the matter. Bigamy is having one wife too many, see man; and monogamy is the same thing, sigh man.

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A policeman hauled a suspect before the Arkansas police judge. "This man's guilty of bigotry, Yer Honor," the cop said. "He has two wives."

"Two wives?!" thundered the judge. "Why, you moron, that ain't bigotry -- that's trigonometry!"

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Try driving down I-95 at 75mph with someone in the passengers seat throwing punches at you, that'll do your reflexes good.

BTDT, and on I-64, and on...

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Pinay chicks are easily satisfied. It's not difficult at all to make us happy. What we only need:

- a green card

- a brand new car and smartphone when we arrive in the US

- regular shopping budget for shoes, clothes, and purses

- extra money to send to our family back home... remember, you also married our family

No-o-o-o-o, man! Uh, $i man?

Had Mrs. T-B.-to-be tried an iota of that, her shapely hindquarters would have been back on the next flight to Ecu, see man. So far, she is still my final wife, si man.

Edited December 12, 2013 by TBoneTX

[luckytxn 2,264]

Hey, you my friend. Calypso is cool too.

Close to it. I don't know why no one here likes me. Well, maybe I understand why a few don't.

Edited December 12, 2013 by luckytxn

[Pooky 3,786]

I've been to this dimension called real life, you know.

You can't have! You still post in the gigantic hallucination that comprises the lower fora of VJ!

[luckytxn 2,264]

I'll be damned. I looked it up and fora was a real word and it was used properly.

You can't have! You still post in the gigantic hallucination that comprises the lower fora of VJ!

[Teddy B 17,252]

Happy Friday People!