Our very own P&R off topic thread (merged)

[spookyturtle 9,465]

It's colder than a witches ####### here, and our first snow storm is being forecasted for Sat/Sun.

I've always wondered how cold a witches ####### was. I've felt a few b!thces tits, but never a witch. Well, now that I think about it, maybe I have.

I don't know why but I ate about 20 of these before having breakfast today. They came in euros so they tasted better.

Stop it. You'll get fat. You should eat carrots instead. They are sweet and nutritious.

[Teddy B 17,251]

I've always wondered how cold a witches ####### was. I've felt a few b!thces tits, but never a witch. Well, now that I think about it, maybe I have.

Having been with my ex-wife for 17 years, I consider myself an expert in that area.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

Having been with my ex-wife for 17 years, I consider myself an expert in that area.

You were married for 17 years? And then got married again? Masochist!!

[Teddy B 17,251]

You were married for 17 years? And then got married again? Masochist!!

Married for 12, lived together for 4 1/2 years before that. But yeah!

[Teddy B 17,251]

Stop it. You'll get fat. You should eat carrots instead. They are sweet and nutritious.

If she keeps that up, she'll have to change her flag to show a CABA designation.

Edited December 12, 2013 by Teddy B

[spookyturtle 9,465]

Married for 12, lived together for 4 1/2 years before that. But yeah!

And then married a CABA chick? Where were your friends when you needed them?

[Teddy B 17,251]

And then married a CABA chick? Where were your friends when you needed them?

My ex is 100% Italian. At least with a CABA chick I don't have to sleep with one eye open and I know where she'll be every minute of the day, on the couch eating Cheetos

[spookyturtle 9,465]

My ex is 100% Italian. At least with a CABA chick I don't have to sleep with one eye open and I know where she'll be every minute of the day, on the couch eating Cheetos

Good points.

[GandD 5,966]

It's colder than a witches ####### here, and our first snow storm is being forecasted for Sat/Sun.

21 degrees here on the way to work. We no like that down yonder.

I don't know why but I ate about 20 of these before having breakfast today. They came in euros so they tasted better.

Where you been dawg?

[Teddy B 17,251]

Good points.

In the beginning the Italian temper was kind of sexy, but after a few years I got tired of buying new dishes and ducking.

[GandD 5,966]

If she keeps that up, she'll have to change her flag to show a CABA designation.

If there's one thing we know, the flag displayed is the home country of the poster. ALWAYS!

[Teddy B 17,251]

21 degrees here on the way to work. We no like that down yonder.

Bought the same here, coldest weather we've had so far. Six inches of snow due on the weekend.

If there's one thing we know, the flag displayed is the home country of the poster. ALWAYS!

That was a riot when you asked that American guy if he was Filipino after he called me Canadian. He just didn't get it.

[GandD 5,966]

Bought the same here, coldest weather we've had so far. Six inches of snow due on the weekend.

That was a riot when you asked that American guy if he was Filipino after he called me Canadian. He just didn't get it.

They never do. Those flags apply to everyone else. I wonder what he thinks when he goes to the Filipino forum? Man there sure are a lot of Filipino dudes bringing a Filipino bride over.

[Calypso 464]

Stop it. You'll get fat. You should eat carrots instead. They are sweet and nutritious.

I juice carrots, kale, and cucumber. Getting fat won't be an issue.

My ex is 100% Italian. At least with a CABA chick I don't have to sleep with one eye open and I know where she'll be every minute of the day, on the couch eating Cheetos

You should've married a RUB chick. I always read on VJ they're the best, next to Pinays of course.

21 degrees here on the way to work. We no like that down yonder.

Where you been dawg?

I've been to this dimension called real life, you know.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

In the beginning the Italian temper was kind of sexy, but after a few years I got tired of buying new dishes and ducking.

It gets expensive. But it was good for your reflexes.