Our very own P&R off topic thread (merged)

[Pooky 3,825]

That is just wrong.

You are one evil person.

Aaaaaaaaaaargh! My eyes! My eyes!!!!!!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

A transcript of a depo was delivered today with a bag of jelly beans tucked inside (this is normal for the court reporting service). Normally I try to abstain from eating them at all because CABA WOMAN EAT ALL SWEETS NOM CANNOT STOP AT ONE but today I ate a few. Wow, there are some nasty flavours in this bag. I swear I just ate one that was supposed to be aloe vera.

[GandD 5,966]

UH OH!!!!

[Pooky 3,825]

Interviewed a kid today, looking for a way out of his current job. Wasn't impressed at all.

He should be working for us by Thanksgiving, if things run to form.

Edited November 15, 2013 by Pooky

[GandD 5,966]

Bumpity bump bump. Wake up ya blitches.

[Pooky 3,825]

Bumpity bump bump. Wake up ya blitches.

Why? I have my and the other P&R is having an Obamacare vs. GZ contest.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Why? I have my and the other P&R is having an Obamacare vs. GZ contest.

What's Gary going to do now? Spam Obama or GZ? Or both? Stay tuned, film at 11.

[GandD 5,966]

What if Obama and GZ are really the same person?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

What if Obama and GZ are really the same person?

Have you ever seen them in the same room together?

I had a post removed and was given no indication of this, either by PM or in the thread.

[Pooky 3,825]

What if Obama and GZ are really the same person?

Then we're well and truly screwed?

[GandD 5,966]

Have you ever seen them in the same room together?

I had a post removed and was given no indication of this, either by PM or in the thread.

Folks should give you a heads up when censoring you.

[GandD 5,966]

MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE!

[Teddy B 17,252]

Back by popular demand!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWBhP0EQ1lA

[Penny Lane 8,159]

Literally just had the most awkward kid ever come in and try to sell me on his office supply company. Could not have been older than 20.

Super long pauses in his speech, yet never broke eye contact. Except when he dropped all of his catalogs.

[Teddy B 17,252]

Literally just had the most awkward kid ever come in and try to sell me on his office supply company. Could not have been older than 20.

Super long pauses in his speech, yet never broke eye contact. Except when he dropped all of his catalogs.

Sounds like chum for a CABA feeding frenzy.