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Sloppy hippie group sex in a hot tub while drinking wine and eating cheese.

I'm now gonna stop drinking wine and eating cheese because of this post.

we moved this weekend.. FUN! tongue.png

I didn't do much though. I was the supervisor whistling.gif

Will you finally have a nursery for your Baby Emily?

and i have to move this weekend. sucks.

Have a great time.

A friend who gave birth in mid-July is also moving this weekend to a two-bedroom condo. I can imagine how tiring that could be for her and her husband.

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no, the place we moved into is the exact same size has the old one. It is still only a one bedroom. So we will be sharing a room with her for her first year..

we moved because we basically were kicked out of our other place because they want to renovate it..

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no, the place we moved into is the exact same size has the old one. It is still only a one bedroom. So we will be sharing a room with her for her first year..

we moved because we basically were kicked out of our other place because they want to renovate it..

I think that's fine. My friend and her husband are paying over $3000 to break their lease and move this weekend to a two-bedroom unit. I don't think babies need a very big place in the first year but my friend has a different reason aside from accommodating baby stuff. She is reluctant to send her baby to daycare and she wants to return to work soon so her parents are staying for half a year with them to take care of the baby. When her parents leave, her husband's parents will come over and continue to look after the baby while she and her husband go to work.

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our bedroom is big enough to accommodate a crib and we have a fair sized walk -in closet and a nice big living room so I think we will be fine for the first year.

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gross. i don't believe hippie pairs well with wine.

For Virginians, the wine does not come with a twist top, and the cheese is not individually sliced and wrapped.

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My Grandmother used to say if you want to wish ill will on anyone, wish that they have to move.biggrin.png

A Dream of Many, in One Act

A USC, ordered on false pretenses to attend a Stokes interview at the ####### Guayaquil consulate, managed through Divine miracle to bust through the Plexiglass and start strangling the consul, to the hearty cheers of all onlookers. While the two were wrestling around, they brushed against a bottle, from which popped a genie. The genie said, "You are obviously mortal enemies. I will give each of you one wish -- with the caveat that whatever the first of you wishes for, the other will receive twice that."

The USC immediately said, "I wish to be half-dead!"

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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I finally got them to play my Postcount ++ game!

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AOS for my husband
8/17/10: INTERVIEW DAY (day 123) APPROVED!!

ROC:
5/23/12: Sent out package
2/06/13: APPROVED!

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Ac broke again. The b*tch about it is of course I always notice it when I get back from work so getting parts the same day is out of the question. So, no AC tonight until I replace the HVAC fan capaticor. (Last time it was the AC unit capacitor.) So....... How am I supposed to sleep when its 80 something you ask?

This:

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Then this:

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(Last time it was the AC unit capacitor.) So....... How am I supposed to sleep when its 80 something you ask?

Take off all your clothes, blow on a friend, and think clean thoughts.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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