Our very own P&R off topic thread (merged)

[Pooky 3,694]

This one is reality. About current day people. Everyone wants to have the next duck dynasty or pawn stars.

Duck Dysentery, Fake Housewives of Anywhere, Dance Hags, same format, different subject matter. Seems like as long as you can put an inch of daylight between your topic and the next one, then you can have a hit show on A&E.

[Darnell 8,478]

So there's this show on the History channel called "Hatfields & McCoys: White lightning " and it makes me want to shoot myself in the face. Like, closed casket funeral.

Ya, I've some cousins in the DBNF that resemble these fellas on the TV. It's scary..

[GandD 5,966]

That's cool spookerton. I'm pretty much a ####### for anything that combines rock and an orchestra.

Edited August 2, 2013 by GandD

[spookyturtle 9,465]

No video, but an early live version of Intro/Sweet Jane. Nice guitar work by Wagner and Hunter.

Edited August 2, 2013 by spookyturtle

[spookyturtle 9,465]

How about KISS with the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra? I like this video. The orchestra has their faces painted too.

[Teddy B 17,251]

10:17am

67 degrees

Black

[Penny Lane 8,159]

I forgot to have breakfast. It's 9:20 and I am huuuungry.

[Teddy B 17,251]

I forgot to have breakfast. It's 9:20 and I am huuuungry.

I just had some Jack Links Beef Jerky, yum!

[Penny Lane 8,159]

Ew.

[Teddy B 17,251]

Ew.

It's actually pretty good as far as beef jerky goes. It's not to tough and very flavorful.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

I repeat. Ew.

But I'm picky and hate everything. Especially America!

[Teddy B 17,251]

I repeat. Ew.

But I'm picky and hate everything. Especially America!

That's well documented, my citizenship is in jeopardy just for talking to you.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

I stopped at a store last night and bought a few items and the cashier asked me if I needed a bag.

I said "That would be great, thanks."

And she looked at me for a few seconds and was like "Uhhh, is that a yes or a no?"

I was confused as to what she was confused about so I just said "Yes... please."

And she told me "Next time, just say yes or no."

I got told.

She must have sensed my hatred for America.

Edited August 2, 2013 by Penny Lane

[Teddy B 17,251]

I stopped at a store last night and bought a few items and the cashier asked me if I needed a bag.

I said "That would be great, thanks."

And she looked at me for a few seconds and was like "Uhhh, is that a yes or a no?"

I was confused as to what she was confused about so I just said "Yes... please."

And she told me "Next time, just say yes or no."

I got told.

She must have sensed my hatred for America.

True Americans can sniff out the hatred right away. You're trouble.

You should've pulled the plastic bag over that biotch's head and saved everyone from having to deal with her.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

This is the best thing I've seen today.