Is my Chinese fiancee. turning Dragon lady.

[Dieseltu 19]

Here's a good one.

My Chinese fiancée in Nanning China. Used Google earth, or satellite. To find my house. She calls me on the phone and says I found your house. . The grass needs mowed. The neighbors yard looks good. Furthermore. She says the grass needs changed when she gets here. Do I know where to buy better grass at. And we don't have enough trees. We need to plant more trees so we have better air to breath.

I had to tell her I'm cutting trees down. not planting them. Because they break the underground water and gas lines. That didn't go over too well.

[Darnell 8,478]

ask her if she can see any photos on zillow.com la

[J & L 10]

That made me smile, tell her the picture on google maps ins't updated and try to get away with it.

[Darnell 8,478]

maybe time to plant a row of bamboo, then she can keep busy cutting it and selling when she gets here?

hint - dried leaves make an excellent paper, and can be sold for 2 bucks a sheet.

i have other hints, but lets just stick to paper at the moment, aye?

[Caryh 5,206]

maybe time to plant a row of bamboo, then she can keep busy cutting it and selling when she gets here?

hint - dried leaves make an excellent paper, and can be sold for 2 bucks a sheet.

i have other hints, but lets just stick to paper at the moment, aye?

You're just looking for a manure customer, Darnell

I'd say he better start making some garden over the gas and water lines, or he'll come home one day to see trees planted above them. Women don't seem to understand the word no when they get their mind set on something.

[skiptex 225]

hope she knows the GOOGLE earth pics are NOT current..

they can be up to a year old

[Kyle83NMaria91 3]

ask her "honey did you see the topless women sunbathing on my deck"? lol....that will be a real conversation starter

[Caryh 5,206]

ask her "honey did you see the topless women sunbathing on my deck"? lol....that will be a real conversation starter

You are evil

[Dieseltu 19]

Plant bamboo? I will probably have to go pick bamboo shoots to eat every day. I'm trying to get rid of everything but grass. To ease my workload.

What kills me is I didn't see a blade of grass anywhere in China. And damn near didn't see an occupied house , either. Except some farm shacks, From a bus. 3 hours away from the city. Other then that. Apartments, abandoned 200 year old brick houses. And dirt and octagon, feet killer bricks, and crappy concrete.

[stevie b 141]

Plant bamboo? I will probably have to go pick bamboo shoots to eat every day. I'm trying to get rid of everything but grass. To ease my workload.

What kills me is I didn't see a blade of grass anywhere in China. And damn near didn't see an occupied house , either. Except some farm shacks, From a bus. 3 hours away from the city. Other then that. Apartments, abandoned 200 year old brick houses. And dirt and octagon, feet killer bricks, and crappy concrete.

Don't forget you have 90 days to get married

[Darnell 8,478]

OK - disregard anything I write here,

pay attention to yer lass

and DO WHAT SHE TELLS YOU...

or else...

[Dieseltu 19]

.. Actually we get along very well. I found a gift from heaven.

[justashooter 430]

the more power you give a chinese woman the less respect you will get.

[Calypso 464]

If she respects you less, you could always spank her.