Looking up after a beating from Flair

[almaty 19]

a ric...need to calm down.............

[Ric Flair 0]

a ric...need to calm down.............

Wooooooo!

Fire me! I'm already fired! Fire me! I'm already fired!

Flair doesn't settle down with a woman and he doesn't settle down here.

Woooooo!

[MissStacey 1]

Ric Flair? What's with that hair? It looks like a nasty a$$ bleach job. I could fix that.

[Ric Flair 0]

Ric Flair? What's with that hair? It looks like a nasty a$$ bleach job. I could fix that.

Wooooo!

Are you coming onto Ric Flair's thread and disrespecting Flair? You've been given Flair warning. Further comments about the luscious locks of nature will not be tolerated. Flair's hair is just just like Space Mountain...it's out of this world and people line up for days for it.

Woooooo!

[MissStacey 1]

I am a Licensed Professional and call it as I see it. Bring it on!

Lucious locks of nature? Last time I saw anyone with that haircolor, she was offering up BJ's on the corner of 97th street for 5 bucks.

Edited February 15, 2007 by Stacey33

[Ric Flair 0]

I am a Licensed Professional and call it as I see it. Bring it on!

Wooooo!

*chops stacey so hard they write another song about her mom*

Wooooo!

[Ban Hammer 13,340]

I am a Licensed Professional and call it as I see it. Bring it on!

Lucious locks of nature? Last time I saw anyone with that haircolor, she was offering up BJ's on the corner of 97th street for 5 bucks.

bwahahahahahahahaha! you go girl!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

[Marilyn. 340]

* Flair's "failing" moves

Flair has gained a measure of notoriety for his inability to successfully execute certain moves without being thwarted.

* His most notable "failing move" involves his repeated failed attempts to execute a move off the top turnbuckle. Whenever Flair scales the top turnbuckle, he is almost inevitably pushed off the top rope to the floor below, knocked off balance so he crotches himself on the turnbuckle, or, most commonly of all, bodily hurled from the top rope to the mat. Recently, he has achieved these moves; although, for most of his professional career he had been unable to achieve these trademark moves. Most of the time Flair failed to finish these moves, he was a heel, or facing longtime rival Sting; as a face, however, Flair has hit a knee drop from the top rope multiple times.

A variation of this is the "Flair Flip," when he goes over the top rope and lands on his feet on the ring apron. He then invariably attempts to run along the apron to a turnbuckle. Almost invariably, he will either be clotheslined by his opponent before reaching the turnbuckle or will make it to the turnbuckle and climb up it, only to suffer the same "fate" (typically to be pushed off, crotched, or thrown down). Flair rarely has done this in recent years. WWE commentator Jim Ross has mocked his attempts by mentioning that he hasn't successfully accomplished a maneuver from the top turnbuckle in 20 years (which is not true).