According to Pat Robertson, It’s Your Fault Your Husband Cheated on You

[Darnell 8,478]

Gowon - on yer antenna tv - you probably have some religious programming.

On the non-Catholic Channel, you can find Pat Robertson's network.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

If wives spent more time on their knees, less men would cheat.

Quoth my beloved in response:

Not necessarily true. If wives are spending time on their knees praying, they're wasting valuable cleaning and cooking time.

Quoth I:

Incorrect. If wives spent more time on their knees, fewer men would cheat. This message is brought to you by the Coalition for Better Grammar.

[GandD 5,966]

Quoth my beloved in response:

Not necessarily true. If wives are spending time on their knees praying, they're wasting valuable cleaning and cooking time.

Quoth I:

Incorrect. If wives spent more time on their knees, fewer men would cheat. This message is brought to you by the Coalition for Better Grammar.

Of all the angles of attack you chose grammar? C'mon, you're better than that and this one's cake.

The praying bit was a nice touch though.....

[spookyturtle 9,465]

Quoth my beloved in response:

Not necessarily true. If wives are spending time on their knees praying, they're wasting valuable cleaning and cooking time.

Quoth I:

Incorrect. If wives spent more time on their knees, fewer men would cheat. This message is brought to you by the Coalition for Better Grammar.

Grammar correction accepted.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Of all the angles of attack you chose grammar? C'mon, you're better than that and this one's cake.

The praying bit was a nice touch though.....

Eh, I'm lazy tonight and getting squiffy on a nice California red while I'm cooking a frittata. Yes, I enjoy cooking for my beloved because if I don't, he will go in search of strange.

Grammar correction accepted.

You're welcome! Fewer/less is one of my bugbears.