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My hubby could answer this... He goes to the bathroom more than anyone I know. He goes in the morning right before he gets up, and he also manages to time it so that he goes right before he takes a

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He goes before he gets up? That's different

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I know that this should go on the rant thread but I'm gonna post here.

Why is it that my husband, who takes a gazillion dumps a day, cannot clean out the toilet bowl after he is finished? The scrub brush sits right behind the toilet along with the Kaboom spray cleaner. I spent an hour cleaning our bathroom yesterday and when I went in this morning, there was no evidence that I had cleaned the night before...so frustrating!!!

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I know that this should go on the rant thread but I'm gonna post here.

Why is it that my husband, who takes a gazillion dumps a day, cannot clean out the toilet bowl after he is finished? The scrub brush sits right behind the toilet along with the Kaboom spray cleaner. I spent an hour cleaning our bathroom yesterday and when I went in this morning, there was no evidence that I had cleaned the night before...so frustrating!!!

What the heck does he do in there? blink.png Our bowl gets cleaned once a week, and normally looks spotless.

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I know that this should go on the rant thread but I'm gonna post here.

Why is it that my husband, who takes a gazillion dumps a day, cannot clean out the toilet bowl after he is finished? The scrub brush sits right behind the toilet along with the Kaboom spray cleaner. I spent an hour cleaning our bathroom yesterday and when I went in this morning, there was no evidence that I had cleaned the night before...so frustrating!!!

He's eating too much

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What the heck does he do in there? blink.png Our bowl gets cleaned once a week, and normally looks spotless.

His best thinking and reading. This requires at least 45 mins on the toilet...eww so gross. Personally, I wanna be out of there as quickly as possible after I am done.

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moemac59   193

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Waiting for our NA02 its been all the time now ! LOL

Wrong topic for this dude. This is the what time do you take a ####### topic.

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moemac59   193

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Wrong topic for this dude. This is the what time do you take a ####### topic

Sorry my bad...should have slowly read it

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moemac59   193

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Moe are you reading the tablet while sitting on the bowl again?

LOL....No head is just fuzzy from to much cold meds.

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