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I had nice experiment today - 4 bowls of salad (Breakfast, elevenses, lunch and supper) ..

RRRRRrrrrroughage !

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My hubby could answer this... He goes to the bathroom more than anyone I know. He goes in the morning right before he gets up, and he also manages to time it so that he goes right before he takes a

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He goes before he gets up? That's different

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I like to shower after I take a #######. It makes me feel lemony fresh....how bout you guys?

Hubby does that. He somehow times it so that he takes a ####### right before he talks a shower in the evening. I'm not that regular, but hopefully once we get home and I get off this all rice/potatoes/yuca diet (aka STARCHCARBSSTARCH), I'll be making more frequent visits to the bathroom. dancin5hr.gif

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I had nice experiment today - 4 bowls of salad (Breakfast, elevenses, lunch and supper) ..

RRRRRrrrrroughage !

You have so much fiber, you'll ####### out a polyester tie.....( in brown)

Hubby does that. He somehow times it so that he takes a ####### right before he talks a shower in the evening. I'm not that regular, but hopefully once we get home and I get off this all rice/potatoes/yuca diet (aka STARCHCARBSSTARCH), I'll be making more frequent visits to the bathroom. dancin5hr.gif

Another nightcrapper.....

Anyone ever notice how fast corn races thru our bodies?

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Anyone ever notice how fast corn races thru our bodies?

Corn and I do not get along at all!!!!

I had quite a nice duece this morning after a HUGE cup of coffee.

I used to drink a Venti Starbucks every morning and like clockwork would go right after that. The hick town that I live in is about 17 miles from the nearest Starbucks...sigh no morning Venti sad.png

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You can run half marathon to gt to Starbucks daily. Then sprint back to go ####### smile.png

LOL!!!! Love that idea!!

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You have so much fiber, you'll ####### out a polyester tie.....( in brown)

How about shatting a cold purple Twinkie?

P.S. "Shat" is the past tense, much like the almost-universally overlooked "spit" & "spat," si man.

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How about shatting a cold purple Twinkie?

P.S. "Shat" is the past tense, much like the almost-universally overlooked "spit" & "spat," si man.

Shat is past tense for #######, correct.....

but to use it in form of "shatting" is equivalent to using "spat" in the form of "spatting"....si man....

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Shat is past tense for #######, correct.....

but to use it in form of "shatting" is equivalent to using "spat" in the form of "spatting"....si man....

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My wife and I were spatting over bringing her barbarian nefew to the USA.

seems to work that way.

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How about shatting a cold purple Twinkie?

P.S. "Shat" is the past tense, much like the almost-universally overlooked "spit" & "spat," si man.

My Dear T-Bonez - If'n it's cold, yer dead at least 18 hours already. Must be body temp or warmer for it to count when one has shat.

This cold stuff just isn't for the oxy-breathers, no man.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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I meant spat as in the past tense of spit....

After we was done a spatting, I went a shatting. The discovery of no tissue left me spatting with anger.

Nah I don't think that works Steve.

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I take a dump whenever I feel the urge. It varies

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This thread is just the most perfect thing I have ever stumbled across :dancing:

AOS JOURNEY FROM VISA WAIVER PROGRAM
• EAD (I-765) APPROVED IN 30 DAYS
• I-485 APPROVED IN 96 DAYS
• I-130 APPROVED IN 96 DAYS

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Full timeline (click show)

Day 1 - April 10th, 2013 - I-485, I-130, I-765 Mailed

Day 2 - April 11th, 2013 - Delivery confirmation, Chicago

Day 9 - April 19th, 2013 - Text NOAs for all three - NBC

Day 12 - April 22nd, 2013 - NOAs in mail for all three - NBC

Day 15 - April 25th, 2013 - Biometric walk-in at Fort Worth

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Day 30 - May 10th, 2013 - EAD approved, card sent to production

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Day 51 - May 31st, 2013 - Interview scheduled for July 16th, Dallas

Day 62 - June 11th, 2013 - Started work as a Systems Engineer (IT)!

Day 96 - July 16th, 2013 - Approved at interview in Dallas, Texas! (I-485)

Day 96 - July 16th, 2013 - I-485 updated to "Card/Document production", I-485 updated to "Approved, mailed welcome letter", I-130 updated to "Approved"

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Day 104 - July 24th, 2013 - Green Card arrives in mail

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