What Time Do You Take a Crap ? :)

[JTB11 1,079]

Loosely? Bowels move now, huh man?

The problem here is that the available reading-material has already been read, sometimes more than once, see see man man. At least the Latinas in Mrs. T-B.'s copies of Vanidades are fun to look at, si and see man.

oh man, i didnt see that one coming with the loosely use hehehehe. I should just take my laptop and attempt to read VJ, yes man.

[SAT 9,609]

Si man.....let's turn the thread into what I call a " talk thread". I shall be the host......

So tell me, what kinda foods make you #######?

[oohpartiv 484]

Well, I think coffee is the obvious number one... but also, most things dairy here. The yogurt is a sure way to make me go to the bathroom. Green things (yay fiber!). Also, my MIL makes milk based soups that always make my stomach rumble, even though they taste great. Honestly, I never really know what's going to make my gut explode down here.

[moemac59 192]

Loosely? Bowels move now, huh man?

The problem here is that the available reading-material has already been read, sometimes more than once, see see man man.

My husband has a melt down if there is no reading material for him in the bathroom. He wants to renovate our half bathroom downstairs. He said that it is too cramped to take a pooh down there. Guess he needs room to spread out.

[SAT 9,609]

I like an extra large crapping area as well as an oversized bowl....

Tiffany prefers charmin'. I just use whatever.....

She does have a smoother butt than me....

What do you like?

[Darnell 8,478]

So tell me, what kinda foods make you #######?

Dear Unco Steve -

Green Curry, Red Curry, Yellow Curry. All, also can.

[Caryh 5,206]

Tiff likes to sit on the bowl too.....takes like 15 minutes.....

For me, the word " squit" describes it .....

I'll have to try that term with her, lol

[SAT 9,609]

Strangely, the curry in Malaysia didn't make me go.....

But the roti coffee did.....

[SAT 9,609]

You know in ancient china, the higher echelons considered it a privilege to #######.....because it was a display of the abundance and endless food supply. After crapping, they were able to feast some more....

They might have even used silk to wipe their royal butts.....

[SAT 9,609]

Back in the Corps.....I didn't often eat MREs, but when I did, I didn't ####### for days......

[Caryh 5,206]

Squiding now while reading vj with my tablet. The Vietnamese food we had yesterday keeps me thinking I need to go again. which brings me to that old poem. Here I sit broken hearted. came to sh!t and only farted. Does that mean I'm squarting here? I use whatever, but once I introduced my wife to Cottonel (sp) so nothing else gets bought here.

[SAT 9,609]

Lmao.....that's the best post on this crappy thread to date.....

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Which brings me to that old poem. Here I sit broken hearted. came to sh!t and only farted.

And then there's this old wisdom: Courage is to squeeze out a fart when you have diarrhea.

[JTB11 1,079]

there is this toilet paper with tiny little lambs here...its soft and cute. My favorite.

Also, food that makes me go - bell peppers, lots of water in the morning uhmmm cant think of anything else at the moment. Err water isn't food but whatever.

Edited May 12, 2013 by JTB11

[SAT 9,609]

I like to shower after I take a #######. It makes me feel lemony fresh....how bout you guys?