What Time Do You Take a Crap ? :)

[JTB11 1,079]

I can't ####### at home on the weekends, but as soon as I get to work, within an hour I'm good to go. Work has that effect on me.

I'm very constipated whenever I take a vacation.

I am with you on that one...vacation = bad poo aka no poo time for me.

As for the question - I go every morning 30 mins after waking up and usually after drinking bottle of water.

This probably should go to the rant topic but still loosely connected: I used to leave a book/magazine to read, you know, to calm down and make things easier. And every time I would pick up the damn book/magazine....I was done, finito !!! So annoying...so then..I took the stuff out since it had no use and now....I sit there 15 mins waiting, desperately looking for anything to read (the last thing I picked up was bathroom cleaner and read the ingredients..it worked, btw).

[SAT 9,609]

I see this board has truly gone to ######.

That's the whole idea

[SAT 9,609]

I am with you on that one...vacation = bad poo aka no poo time for me.

As for the question - I go every morning 30 mins after waking up and usually after drinking bottle of water.

This probably should go to the rant topic but still loosely connected: I used to leave a book/magazine to read, you know, to calm down and make things easier. And every time I would pick up the damn book/magazine....I was done, finito !!! So annoying...so then..I took the stuff out since it had no use and now....I sit there 15 mins waiting, desperately looking for anything to read (the last thing I picked up was bathroom cleaner and read the ingredients..it worked, btw).

Do what I do....read/ write gossip on the walls.......I do it in my home bathroom yesterday I wrote "Tiff has a big azz" on my bathroom wall

[oohpartiv 484]

Do what I do....read/ write gossip on the walls.......I do it in my home bathroom yesterday I wrote "Tiff has a big azz" on my bathroom wall

I would murder my husband if he wrote on our bathroom walls. Tiff must be very tolerant.

[MeredythB 38]

I go when the need strikes...unless I am in a public place, at which point I get bound up like a fetishist in a kinky house. First two days of vacation are rough going as well.

Hubs, however, has his first poo upon hitting the office, may have a second between elevenses and lunch if it's a coffee kind of day, and has a third right before tea. It doesn't matter what he eats, what he drinks, his general state of health, whatever. They will come on time. On the other hand, I highly recommend a temporary change of domicile if you're near him after he's mixed Indian food and Guinness. I recall a St. Stephen's Day a couple of years ago with continued fear and revulsion.

[MyLittlePony 340]

cshit

Edited May 11, 2013 by big dog

[indiana_sweetie 120]

<sigh> this was never meant to be a #######-MD thread.....lol

It was more geared towards like.....

What time do you take a #######....

What time would you LIKE to take a #######....

What's the ideal time to take a #######....

Whats the normal time to take a #######.....

what is the normal duration of ####### time....

Whats the percentage of time you spend taking a #######....

Etc.....

Me...whenever I can get unconstipated enough to go...bring on the Activia. Hubby....no schedule, but he always opens the bathroom window to air it out and then I freeze because even though it's May it's cold again and I had to turn the heat back on.

Back when I was regular it was 8 am

Ideal time? When no one else is home

Normal time? Maybe in the morning

Duration? never timed it

Percentage....sorry, I stink at math

This thread is hilarious!

[Ban Hammer 13,337]

it's not truly a dump worth talking about until it's on the vj calendar.....

[SAT 9,609]

uh oh....is this a raid??

[Caryh 5,206]

uh oh....is this a raid??

Just the facts, Steve. Looks the lock thread bait wasn't bad enough to get locked.

[JTB11 1,079]

Do what I do....read/ write gossip on the walls.......I do it in my home bathroom yesterday I wrote "Tiff has a big azz" on my bathroom wall

Now I wish I could write on my bathroom wall (its all tiles man uh !!)...nobody would understand since it would be in english. Awww now i am jealous !! (yes and I am weird)

sidenote: love this thread, finally i can connect with people via poo

[TBoneTX 45,288]

still loosely connected: I used to leave a book/magazine to read, you know, to calm down and make things easier. And every time I would pick up the damn book/magazine....I was done, finito !!! So annoying...so then..I took the stuff out since it had no use and now....I sit there 15 mins waiting, desperately looking for anything to read (the last thing I picked up was bathroom cleaner and read the ingredients..it worked, btw).

Loosely? Bowels move now, huh man?

The problem here is that the available reading-material has already been read, sometimes more than once, see see man man. At least the Latinas in Mrs. T-B.'s copies of Vanidades are fun to look at, si and see man.

Edited May 12, 2013 by TBoneTX

[Caryh 5,206]

Loosely? Bowels move now, huh man?

The problem here is that the available reading-material has already been read, sometimes more than once, see see man man. At least the Latinas in Mrs. T-B.'s copies of Vanidades are fun to look at, si and see man.

My cell or tablet works well for reading on the throne. But I'm usually so quick, I don't get much read. My wife now can watch a half dozen youtube videos while she's in there.

[SAT 9,609]

Tiff likes to sit on the bowl too.....takes like 15 minutes.....

For me, the word " squit" describes it .....

[JTB11 1,079]

Tiff likes to sit on the bowl too.....takes like 15 minutes.....

For me, the word " squit" describes it .....

My cell or tablet works well for reading on the throne. But I'm usually so quick, I don't get much read. My wife now can watch a half dozen youtube videos while she's in there.

I always thought men were the ones who spent hours sitting there hehe