What Time Do You Take a Crap ? :)

[SAT 9,609]

Hence forth Chaine shall be known as "Dr. Poo. Md"

I have nice toilet bowls in my house

[SAT 9,609]

hehe...I'll help then. My answers to the above:

1. around 7:00 am. Right after breakfast and coffee.

2. After dinner. More relaxing than morning when I'm in a rush to get out the door.

3. See above. Also, anytime a nice toilet is available.

4. hmmm...I'm not sure there is a normal time. But from my perspective - after breakfast.

5. About 5 minutes. Hate sitting on the toilet.

6. 5 minutes out of 24 hours? That's about 0.3 % of my day (5/1440 minutes in a day)

This is the most comprehensive post to date on this thread. You win

[chaine1 116]

It's pretty weird, but first thing her family always wanted to know when they talked was if she's pooing regularly. They even sent some strange tea that will clear your insides out real good, in a rather violent way my wife tells me. My thought was always her system wasn't in balance, and she just needed a supplement to get it that way. Probiotics have worked great for her. I never even realized she had that problem for years, until she arrived here. She literally does a little happy dance on occasion as she returns from the bathroom because its never an issue now. I guess if I'd dealt with the issue for years and suddenly everything worked right again, I'd do a happy dance to.

I think I'd get along with your wife and her family very well. Embarassingly, I have two friends who have the same fascination with bowel movements as I do - we bonded over it. That first conversation with each other about BMs (bowel movements) was like - 'wow, I've found my soul mate!'

I think I'm oversharing with people who know nothing else about me, and now might think I'm a bit crazy.

[SAT 9,609]

one might say......

"That's some freaky #######......"

[chaine1 116]

Hence forth Chaine shall be known as "Dr. Poo. Md"

I have nice toilet bowls in my house

I've always wanted to be a princess. Can I be the Princess of Poo instead? Has a pretty good ring to it.

[SAT 9,609]

ok

[Caryh 5,206]

Sure and here's a new profile picture to go with you new nickname.

I've always wanted to be a princess. Can I be the Princess of Poo instead? Has a pretty good ring to it.

[SAT 9,609]

this thread is quite entertaining

[MyLittlePony 340]

Im quite suprised this thread not locked yet some people are overly sensitive.

[Darnell 8,478]

Steve - apologies - you were seeking other metrics on the poo process?

I think it would help, when collecting these metrics, to understand if said respondent is male or female, along with the BMI value.

[SAT 9,609]

Im quite suprised this thread not locked yet some people are overly sensitive.

Me too...

Steve - apologies - you were seeking other metrics on the poo process?

I think it would help, when collecting these metrics, to understand if said respondent is male or female, along with the BMI value.

This may turn into a heavy duty scientific research thread, we even have a biologist in this thread. All we need is a statistician, and we're all set

[Darnell 8,478]

Well, I do knows the maths !

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

What Time Do You Take a ####### ?

In the morning - some 30 - 40 min after waking up, right before taking a shower and getting ready for work. Of course, once I get to the office, I take ####### pretty much the whole day until I leave. But I give #######, too, so it all balances out in the end.

Edited May 11, 2013 by Mr. Big Dog

[TBoneTX 45,288]

An American Indian named Bowels lived in a teepee on the edge of the reservation. One day, a land-developer came and said, "I'm buying the property here. You'll have to move."

"Bowels no move," said Bowels.

"Fine," said the developer. "Go to town and take it up with the Bureau of Indian Affairs agent."

Bowels went to town and found the building where the agent's office was. However, he mistakenly entered the office next door, which belonged to a proctologist.

"Bowels no move," Bowels said. The nurse immediately ushered him in to see the doctor.

"Take one of these daily and come see me again in a week," said the proctologist, handing Bowels a bottle of laxatives.

Bowels returned in a week. He stated, "Bowels no move."

"This is strange," said the proctologist. "Take two of these daily and see me in a week," and he handed Bowels another bottle of laxatives.

Bowels returned in a week. He stated, "Bowels no move."

The doctor was greatly concerned. "Here is the strongest prescription possible," he said. "Take two of these daily and see me in a week."

Bowels returned in a week. He faced the doctor but said nothing. The doctor asked, "Bowels moving now?"

"Bowels move now," said Bowels. "Teepee full of #######!"

[Jenn! 918]

I see this board has truly gone to .