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An American Indian named Bowels lived in a teepee on the edge of the reservation. One day, a land-developer came and said, "I'm buying the property here. You'll have to move." "Bowels no move," sai

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My hubby could answer this... He goes to the bathroom more than anyone I know. He goes in the morning right before he gets up, and he also manages to time it so that he goes right before he takes a

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He goes before he gets up? That's different

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Stateside, it's about 10 min after the first cup o coffee, daily.

When I'm in Liverpool, it's right at 7 PM, regardless ....

When I'm in Wuhan or Chengdu - I've no schedule - just whenever tis time to blow, as I'm really creative with what's going in.

Note to China or Malaysia travellers - always carry yer own toilet paper when yer outside - most public toilets have no paper.

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Note to China or Malaysia travellers - always carry yer own toilet paper when yer outside - most public toilets have no paper.

Working in Malaysia and then the MIddle East converted me to the bidet concept.

Holy #######! I never knew what I'd been missing out on. When moving back to the USA, we even installed a bum gun in our bathroom.

We'll upgrade to one of these eventually. Water is cold in Minnesota. wacko.png

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Stateside, it's about 10 min after the first cup o coffee, daily.

When I'm in Liverpool, it's right at 7 PM, regardless ....

When I'm in Wuhan or Chengdu - I've no schedule - just whenever tis time to blow, as I'm really creative with what's going in.

Note to China or Malaysia travellers - always carry yer own toilet paper when yer outside - most public toilets have no paper.

And be ready to squat down to blow it up :)

Working in Malaysia and then the MIddle East converted me to the bidet concept.

Holy #######! I never knew what I'd been missing out on. When moving back to the USA, we even installed a bum gun in our bathroom.

We'll upgrade to one of these eventually. Water is cold in Minnesota. wacko.png

clean-sense-bidet-1500R.jpg

Lmao.....

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It was a revelation when I tried one of those seats the first time in Japan. I have one for my home now.

I'm sure my fiancee will appreciate it when she gets here, being used to tabo.

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Is this thing a seat warmer too? The fiance is a natural squatter. Once I asked if he prefers the squatters or the western style toilets more. He said the squatters, because when the seat is cold on the western toilets he had to sit on his hands smile.png

Somewhat off topic, but I personally can't understand how any woman can use a squatter without getting pee splatter on her feet. I have tried and failed many a times.

Yes, it does have a seat warmer! Just google 'bidet with remote' and you'll find tons. I've even seen them in Home Depot.

I have mixed feelings about the squat. Despite copious amount of practice, 50% of the time I will still get pee on my feet. Especially if I've had a little too much to drink.

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I've gotta say lol, this thread has become quite comical lol....

As a biologist, I think I might be fascinated by bowel movements more than the average person. My husband gets a pretty big kick out of it and makes fun of me all the time. I even have a great book and daily calendar about it!

It makes a great gift! goofy.gif

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As a biologist, I think I might be fascinated by bowel movements more than the average person. My husband gets a pretty big kick out of it and makes fun of me all the time. I even have a great book and daily calendar about it!

It makes a great gift! goofy.gif

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