Cemeteries don't want to bury Tamerlan Tsarnaev

[mota bhai 2,675]

I understand the cemetery owners too. The family may need to go to plan B.

WTH is Plan B? Muslims can not be cremated. It wouldn't be Islamically kosher.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

DIAF, Islamist scum!

I wasn't aware that only Islamists hate McDonalds. I thought the anti-McDonalds movement was broader than that.

[mota bhai 2,675]

We're damned either way it goes. The right thing to do would be to bury the guy, but as you pointed out, the backlash would be rough. If I was an Iman, I would bury him and be done with it.

And BTW, we love some Mcdonalds.

If I was an Imam, I'd publicly tell him to f*** off and wave an American flag out my backside just in case some Oklahoma yokel doesn't "get it" (I LOVE AMRIKA!)... then in private I'd help the family have the body transported to Canada or something for a proper burial in a country less paranoid and fearful than this one.

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

WTH is Plan B? Muslims can not be cremated. It wouldn't be Islamically kosher.

They might need to bury him in his home country.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

I understand the cemetery owners too. The family may need to go to plan B.

Isn't burying him in the US plan B already? Originally, it seemed as if the family was going to get the body home for burial.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

WTH is Plan B? Muslims can not be cremated. It wouldn't be Islamically kosher.

Neither is dumping them in the ocean.

[GandD 5,966]

Just a suggestion

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Isn't burying him in the US plan B already? Originally, it seemed as if the family was going to get the body home for burial.

Then the taxpayers of Massachusetts should pay for his body to be flown to Russia on a private jet. Oh wait, I'm a Massachusetts taxpayer. Let his family figure it out.

[mota bhai 2,675]

Neither is dumping them in the ocean.

Not all terrorists are the same.

[JohnR! 5,495]

Isn't burying him in the US plan B already? Originally, it seemed as if the family was going to get the body home for burial.

If nobody claims the body the state can dispose of it as it sees fit.

[Teddy B 17,252]

If he's not a US citizen, which he isn't, then he should be flown to his country of citizenship for proper disposal of his body. Preferably dropped from a military plane at 30,000 feet with no parachute.

Is the ability to see how people voted in polls now gone with the new upgrade, or is there a button for that?

Edited May 6, 2013 by Teddy B

[mota bhai 2,675]

If nobody claims the body the state can dispose of it as it sees fit.

He has family. They claim the body. They just have to find a place to bury him. It's a private matter, there's no need for the state to butt in here.

[JohnR! 5,495]

If he's not a US citizen, which he isn't, then he should be flown to his country of citizenship for proper disposal of his body. Preferably dropped from a military plane at 30,000 feet with no parachute.

Is the ability to see how people voted in polls now gone with the new upgrade, or is there a button for that?

That seems to be the best solution. His family should send his body back to Russia.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Some entrepreneur will figure out how to make a tourist attraction out of him by the end of the week, tops.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Not all terrorists are the same.

I thought all terrorists were created equal?