Fla. Teen Accidentally Shoots Off His Penis and Testicle

[GandD 5,966]

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

And my ####### was missing again.

This happens all the time.

It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.

I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,

or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.

But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,

and the next morning I can't for the life of me

remember what I did with it.

First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.

So I called up the place where the party was,

they hadn't seen it either.

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet

'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes

But not this time.

So I told them if it pops up to let me know.

I called a few people who were at the party,

but they were no help either.

I was starting to get desperate.

I really don't like being without my ####### for too long.

It makes me feel like less of a man,

and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house,

and calling everyone I could think of,

I was starting to get very depressed,

so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.

Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,

where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,

I saw my ####### lying on a blanket

next to a broken toaster oven.

Some guy was selling it.

I had to buy it off him.

He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.

I took it home, washed it off,

and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,

but I don't know.

Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ####,

I like having a detachable #######.

Nice ref

[MyLittlePony 340]

I never shoot blankes while shooting my gun.

[PMartin37 161]

Good. A gun nut that won't procreate.

I love a happy ending.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

Hopefully my ####### shoots off later tonight.

[Darnell 8,478]

I hope so too, Spookies..

and yes, I'm so proud of you for taking my advice and ordering the electro-stimulator device we talked about, 3 weeks ago.

You Rock !

[Niels Bohr 72]

It runs on batteries?

I hope so too, Spookies..

and yes, I'm so proud of you for taking my advice and ordering the electro-stimulator device we talked about, 3 weeks ago.

You Rock !

[james&olya 1,121]

So now mothers will truly be able to put fear into their son's minds when they are asked for a gun for christmas. Instead of "you'll shoot your eye out" it will be "you'll shoot your ####### off!"

Edited May 4, 2013 by james&olya

[Darnell 8,478]

One can hope ! Hey ! Gotta think this moral decay can be overcome somehow !! One less sperm-donor? It's gotta help, always !