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infinity2012   3

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"Sa bunyag . .."

Pari: Unsa'y ngalan sa bata?

Pedro: "Surf", Padre.

Pari: Dili pwede kay ngalan na sa sabon!

Pedro: Pwede oi kay ako asawa ang ngalan kay Perla man!

Pari: Hala cge 'nya unsa man ibindita nato ani, Downy or Zonrox?

ha, ha, ha... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sa usa ka diskoral, nakigsayaw si Kulas ug gwapa. Tungod kay gwapa man kaayo iyang paris, puwerteng gakus ni Kulas…

Daga: Unsa may sulod sa imong bulsa, Dong?

Kulas: Ahhh.. .kanang, flashlight ni Day.

Daga: Nganong init man?

Kulas: Nagsiga man gud! :D :D :D

Si Tikoy nagka-on nga nakapatong iyang tiil sa bangketo ug ang sud-an niya asin. Taud-taud, kalit nga may nama-ak sa iyang itlog ug iya kining gikumot. Suko kaayo siya ug nagkanayon "Tunto kang ok-oka ka ha, nag agwanta gani ko ug asin... unya ikaw pa itlo-itlog lang"! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

" Ang mga Tiguwang, baw!..."

Usa ka adlaw naay bus driver nga gi pakyaw sa mga tiguwang. Sa biyahe gi kuhit siya sa tiguwang nga ga lingkod sa iyang likod ug gi tunolan ug usa ka kum-kum nga mani. Nag pasalamat ang driver kay gi gutom napud intawon ug gi kaun dayon niya ang mani. Ummmm, pagkalami!

Pag labay sa 15 minutos gi kuhit napud siya sa tiguwang ug gitunol ang usa ka kum-kum nga mani.... taga 15 minutos tunolan gyud siya ug mani ug iya pung gi kaun. Tunolan napud unta siya sa tiguwang ug siya miingon,

Driver: Nang kamo nlay kaun anang inyong mani sagdi nalang ko...

Tiguwang: Di na man gud mi ka usap kay wa na mi ngipon.

Driver: Unya nganong namalit man mo ana?

Tiguwang: Ay sus hinatag man na sa akong anak nga M&Ms, ang chocolate ray amo makaon ....

[ Nakaluwa sa windshield ang driver ] :P:D:lol::rofl::dance:

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Azteca143   9

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Our Journey Together,Forever...

June 04 Detroit(POE)

June 15 Wedding "Blessed Day!" thank God!

July 13'12 Appointment Civil Surgeon

Adjustment Of Status

July 18'12 Send my application for AOS

July 20'12 USPS delivered my docs. to USCIS Chicago,IL

July 23'12 USCIS received Application(Priority date)

July 26'12 Check cash out/got txt@email,received my application

July 30'12 received mail NOA1(AOS/EAD/AP)

Aug.22'12 Biometrics done(Detroit,MI)

Sept.19 USCIS mailed a noticed they approved my Travel Docs.

Sept.20 EAD card on production(approved in 60 days!)

Sept.25 USPS pick up mail from USCIS(EAD card on the way!)

Sept.27 EAD card received.

Sept 28 went to SSOffice for name change on SSN card.

Oct 05'12 Got my new SSN card.

April 16'13 USCIS emailed Case Status:Card/Document Production.

April 20'13 Recieved mail from USCIS welcome notice.

April 22'13 USCIS email that USPS picked up mail containing my GC.

April 25'13 Green Card on hand,finally!...

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infinity2012   3

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"Lami-a Uy..."

Son: Tay kasab-an ko ako maestro ganina!

Tatay: Ha! Ngano man?

Son: Ako gi kiss-san ako seatmate ganina!

Tatay: Anak gyud taka, liwat jud ka nako dah! He,he,he nya lami bah?

Son: Pwerteng lamia tay uy..........

.......... gwapo kaayo siya uy as in to the max!

Tatay: B___otttttt! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"PAHAMBUGAY"

Peter: unsai sud'an nnU pre?

John: BLanched green Leafy veggie with crushed sweet tomato in sparkLing saLted seafood!

Peter: Ah! Lamia ana oi! Unsa man na?

John: UdLot sa kamote ug ginamos na naai pinisat na kamatis, in'uha pre?

Peter: Fish fillet de eL niño contodo sarsa de La huLga.

John: Sosyal! Unsa na?

Peter: Bulad nga tuslo sa sukang pinakurat!

hahaha... :rofl::lol::rofl::lol::rofl:

Mag-uyab nag storya sa daplin sa dagat…

GIRL: Babes, unsa imu zodiac sign?

BOY: (nag huna2 kay bugok) Ikaw sa babes.

GIRL: Zodiac sign naku CANCER.

BOY: Ako GOITER!

GIRL: Ha?! Wala may zodiac sign na Goiter!

BOY: Hehe… Dili bitaw, ULCER bitaw! :rofl: :rofl: :bonk: :bonk:

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Chinook works at a large long-term care facility here in the U.S. More than half of the nurses who work there are Pinoy.

Last week, four of the Bisayan nurses were fired. The reason the Bisayan nurses were fired was because the senior citizens who live at the facility all complained to management that the nurses were saying DAY DAY... :whistle:

 
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