Peaceniks work up to Global Orgasm

[mawilson 2,133]

If you've got a few minutes to spare on 22 December, and fancy a quick shag

for the advancement of World peace and harmony, then get yourself down to

Global Orgasm - a mass coming-together of.. well, no, a mass coming together

sums it up quite nicely.

The plan is pretty simple: to "effect change in the energy field of the Earth through

input of the largest possible surge of human energy" during the "First Annual

Solstice Synchronized Global Orgasm for Peace".

Here's more:

The intent is that the participants concentrate any thoughts during and after

orgasm on peace. The combination of high- energy orgasmic energy combined

with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass

meditations and prayers.

The goal is to add so much concentrated and high-energy positive input into the

energy field of the Earth that it will reduce the current dangerous levels of

aggression and violence throughout the world.

The organisers don't go into practical specifics, except to say you can climax "at the time

of your choosing, in the place of your choosing and with as much privacy as you choose".

Fair enough, although those us who are working on the Winter Solstice will presumably

have to nip to the loos at lunchtime and crack one off with a quick "I'll be back in ten

minutes - I'm just off to inject some positive input into the Earth's energy field." Just hope

your boss hasn't read this article, however, or the reply will likely be: "Yes, me and the

wife had a twenty-minute mindful intention session this morning. Enjoy."

Of course, there's some science behind the big bang, as Global Orgasm is kind enough

to explain:

The Global Consciousness Project, Princeton University, runs a network of Random

Event Generators (REGs) around the world, which record changes in randomness

during global events. The results show that human consciousness can be measured to

have a global effect on matter and energy during widely-watched events such as 9/11

and the Indian Ocean tsunami. There have also been measurable results during mass

meditations and prayers.

The Zero Point Field or Quantum Field surrounds and is part of everything in the universe.

It can be affected by human consciousness, as can be seen when simple observation

of a subatomic particle changes the particle's state.

We hope that a huge influx of physical, mental and spiritual energy with conscious

peaceful intent will not only show up on Princeton's REGs, but will have profound

positive effects that will change the violent state of the human world.

The only problem here is who will exactly be monitoring the REGs while the rest of

the planet is shagging itself senseless. Pity the poor bloke from Princeton sitting at

his monitor trying to measure the changes in the Earth's Zero Point Field while his

semi-clad missus is demanding some high-energy orgasmic action.

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[arwensun1965 0]

Does that mean I gotta do the scene from when harry met sally again .....OMG

[Ban Hammer 13,282]

Does that mean I gotta do the scene from when harry met sally again .....OMG

yes yes yes!

[doodlebug 3]

exactly what kind of a time window are we talkin' bout here?

[JaJo 1]

Can we use that to expedite our cases? After all it is for a great cause, and I bet everyone here on VJ will selflessly cooperate.

[doodlebug 3]

Can we use that to expedite our cases? After all it is for a great cause, and I bet everyone here on VJ will selflessly cooperate.

I think we'd have to pick a separate date for our specific cause. It would interrupt the karma for world peace. How about Valentine's Day?

[garya505 2]

Well I gotta ask, how did you stumble on this info?

[Ban Hammer 13,282]

aussiewench, are you gonna participate?

[Peggy 1]