If you live in Honolulu, Dallas, San Diego, or the District of Columbia ... Kim Jong Un is going to drop a bomb on you.

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Here Are The Four US Cities That Kim Jong Un Plans To Bomb On His 'Strikeplan' Map

[Darnell 8,479]

Howdy from Dallas ! We're still here !

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Howdy from Dallas ! We're still here !

Other articles on the Internet are saying the texas target is actually Austin. Apparently those north korean maps have a margin of error of about 200 miles.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

He's trying to make up for the lack of missileage in his pants.

[Teddy B 17,252]

Darnell, You better hope they don't drop that hat on Dallas. You'll be toast.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Darnell, You better hope they don't drop that hat on Dallas. You'll be toast.

They wear those to make themselves taller. There ain't one of them #### over 4 feet tall.

[Teddy B 17,252]

They wear those to make themselves taller. There ain't one of them #### over 4 feet tall.

You could feed a village out of the hat on the right.

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

Maybe Rodman was like Kim Jung-Un would you take out Austin for me please, cuz I hate Austin, but if you hit Dallas that would be fine too?

[spookyturtle 9,466]

You could feed a village out of the hat on the right.

Where did those guys get all of their medals? From how many of their own countrymen they starved to death or imprisoned?

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Maybe Rodman was like Kim Jung-Un would you take out Austin for me please, cuz I hate Austin, but if you hit Dallas that would be fine too?

[Teddy B 17,252]

Where did those guys get all of their medals? From how many of their own countrymen they starved to death or imprisoned?

They look like Chiclets, maybe they took them from Jung's empty candy bowl on the desk.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

They look like Chiclets, maybe they took them from Jung's empty candy bowl on the desk.

I thought they would have target Vermont. Or maybe, North Carolina, Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, etc to get rid of the racists.

[Darnell 8,479]

I likes cartography.

Just sayin...

Isn't the good thing about this, the engines make for slow travelling time? We still have stuff that can knock out whatever he launches.

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Other articles on the Internet are saying the texas target is actually Austin. Apparently those north korean maps have a margin of error of about 200 miles.

Oh No. Not Austin.. That'd be some suckage, as there's a huge demographic that'd get wiped out. No one wants that...

Plus if the payload is big enough, the winds will carry the fallout all over the state.

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

I likes cartography.

Just sayin...

Isn't the good thing about this, the engines make for slow travelling time? We still have stuff that can knock out whatever he launches.

Oh No. Not Austin.. That'd be some suckage, as there's a huge demographic that'd get wiped out. No one wants that...

Plus if the payload is big enough, the winds will carry the fallout all over the state.

Oh dude I just made a trip back to Austin last month for some sad effed up family drama and I hardly recognize the place. They've Dallas'ed that place up to the point of unrecognizable. It's barely Austin anymore and all the quirky weirdness that made it so unique has long since left it.

Edited March 29, 2013 by Dr. A ♥ O

[Teddy B 17,252]

I thought they would have target Vermont. Or maybe, North Carolina, Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, etc to get rid of the racists.

I heard Vermont was originally on the list, but Jung really likes cheese, so they went with Dallas.