Rand Paul: "My toilet doesn't work.

[lostinblue 1,989]

The left is against everything that works in your life.

[Danno 1,228]

OUT OF THE PARK!

And just like Danno has said many a time..... these leftists are farther in your life, you bathrooms and toilets than the right ever was.

[decocker 7,198]

what a cry baby.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

This is two years old. How is this topical?

Also, Americans have terrible toilets. The trap is way, way too small. You can use significantly less water and still have a superior toilet if the trap is big enough to pull the MANLY-MAN-SIZED turds that a true American like Sen. Paul plops in the bowl.

[lostinblue 1,989]

OUT OF THE PARK!

And just like Danno has said many a time..... these leftists are farther in your life, you bathrooms and toilets than the right ever was.

"What they do want, more than anything else, is social power. They want control over every living human being without question. All other concerns are secondary."

The liberal elite ... know that the people simply cannot be trusted; that they are incapable of just and fair self-government; that left to their own devices, their society will be racist, sexist, homophobic, and inequitable -- and the liberal elite know how to fix things. They are going to help us live the good and just life, even if they have to lie to us and force us to do it. And they detest those who stand in their way."

- A Nation Of Cowards, by Jeffrey R. Snyder

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

"What they do want, more than anything else, is social power. They want control over every living human being without question. All other concerns are secondary."

The liberal elite ... know that the people simply cannot be trusted; that they are incapable of just and fair self-government; that left to their own devices, their society will be racist, sexist, homophobic, and inequitable -- and the liberal elite know how to fix things. They are going to help us live the good and just life, even if they have to lie to us and force us to do it. And they detest those who stand in their way."

- A Nation Of Cowards, by Jeffrey R. Snyder

Okay, you found us out.

First, we come for your toilets, then we come for your Big Gulps, then for your guns, and then for your SOULS.

[decocker 7,198]

and yes, comparing reproductive choice to choice in toilet capacity is totally a sound comparison to left vs. right .

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Okay, you found us out.

First, we come for your toilets, then we come for your Big Gulps, then for your guns, and then for your SOULS.

Just don't take away my morphine, when it comes time for me to die. It is like pulling teeth to get any pain killers that actually work from a doctor these days.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

and yes, comparing reproductive choice to choice in toilet capacity is totally a sound comparison to left vs. right .

DUH! We feminasties just flush our unwanted aborted beh-behs down the crapper. I mean really, val. You would think we wanted a higher capacity flush to get those precious children down into the sewers. But, gosh darn it, we libs are just too stupid!

Just don't take away my morphine, when it comes time for me to die. It is like pulling teeth to get any pain killers that actually work from a doctor these days.

Your morphine is safe. You can have mine -- it gives me migraines and makes me even meaner than I usually am.

[decocker 7,198]

DUH! We feminasties just flush our unwanted aborted beh-behs down the crapper. I mean really, val. You would think we wanted a higher capacity flush to get those precious children down into the sewers. But, gosh darn it, we libs are just too stupid!

i use the compost bin. my toilet can't handle much.

[Ban Hammer 13,573]

his toilet doesn't work? obama musta targeted that in the sequestration cuts.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

It's interesting that all it takes to get the tea baggers excited is a junior Senator that is incapable of operating the flushing mechanism of a toilet that any average 4 year old can handle. What a proud crowd.

[Danno 1,228]

It's interesting that all it takes to get the tea baggers excited is a junior Senator that is incapable of operating the flushing mechanism of a toilet that any average 4 year old can handle. What a proud crowd.

Why are you so anti-choice?

[ready4ONE 5,400]

Why are you so anti-choice?

Never learning to flush a toilet is a choice you find appealing in your elected officials?

[Danno 1,228]

Never learning to flush a toilet is a choice you find appealing in your elected officials?

Typical Lib, the county hates those toilets and you suggest they just need a Gov't program to teach em how to flush.

Bravo.