Am I a Pig

[james&olya 1,121]

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because that's how they do in soviet russia.

The Soviet Union has been dissolved for over 20 years. It is now the Russian Federation!

[james&olya 1,121]

not with those pants on there isn't.

she wants to get your pants off! Not sure if that is good or bad.

[decocker 7,198]

she wants to get your pants off! Not sure if that is good or bad.

last i heard i was harboring a school girl crush for danno. go figure.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

last i heard i was harboring a school girl crush for danno. go figure.

They're pretty convinced we have the hots for them all. C'mon, we're women on the internet. We're asking for it simply by dint of being online.

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it's a well known fact that women, regardless of what they actually say, all want alpha males who will protect them. guys like danno.

[decocker 7,198]

They're pretty convinced we have the hots for them all. C'mon, we're women on the internet. We're asking for it simply by dint of being online.

i know i fall so hard for avatars. obviously, like what interest could a women have in manly matters such as politics and religion?

[JensJrny2Ray 367]

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it's a well known fact that women, regardless of what they actually say, all want alpha males who will protect them. guys like danno.

And men with guns.

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And men with guns.

Men without guns can't protect you. There's only one more thing a man needs to properly protect his property, and yes that includes his b****. Balls. Big freakin' sweaty balls.

To the window, to the wall

To the sweat drop down my balls

To all these b****** crawl

What chance does a man like me have? None. Danno gets all the girls.

[decocker 7,198]

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Danno gets all the girls.

should i even ask how you know the particulars of danno's misters?

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should i even ask how you know the particulars of danno's misters?

Guys like him always do. It's a well known fact.

[decocker 7,198]

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Guys like him always do. It's a well known fact.

i thought the opposite was true. like short man's syndrome...

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

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Guys like him always do. It's a well known fact.

Are we supposed to find testicles attractive?

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Are we supposed to find testicles attractive?

The ability to control a man though a part of his anatomy is not attractive?

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Are we supposed to find testicles attractive?

Imagine a turn of the century Cape Cod in dire need of repairs.

Now imagine that Cape Cod on the most crime ridden street corner of a dilapidated New England town.

Now imagine that same home overlooking the ocean somewhere in the Pacific Northwest with easy walking access to shops and other cultural interests.

It's not a question of whether you like balls. Who those balls are on makes all the difference.

As a woman, at your core, you want to be daddy's little girl. You need to be daddy's little girl.

Danno can give you that life. All you have to do it submit.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

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Imagine a turn of the century Cape Cod in dire need of repairs.

Now imagine that Cape Cod on the most crime ridden street corner of a dilapidated New England town.

Now imagine that same home overlooking the ocean somewhere in the Pacific Northwest with easy walking access to shops and other cultural interests.

It's not a question of whether you like balls. Who those balls are on makes all the difference.

As a woman, at your core, you want to be daddy's little girl. You need to be daddy's little girl.

Danno can give you that life. All you have to do it submit.

The fuq you going all Fifty Shades on me for.