Am I a Pig

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not with those pants on there isn't.

smh i have to remind myself this is vj.

[chaine1 116]

I am wearing pleated dockers today. I realize it looks terrible but I had no choice, I spilled coffee on the only clean and ironed flat fronts I had

Your fatal flaw is owning a pair. If you did not own a pair, you wouldn't have been forced to make a decision of this magnitude.

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Your fatal flaw is owning a pair. If you did not own a pair, you wouldn't have been forced to make a decision of this magnitude.

I own two pairs. They're tailored to give me an extra half inch around the waist for certain days when I need it.

Why did I just admit that?

[decocker 7,198]

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I own two pairs. They're tailored to give me an extra half inch around the waist for certain days when I need it.

Why did I just admit that?

emotional oversharing and bloat both reek of pms.

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emotional oversharing and bloat both reek of pms.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

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I never hear anything like that here or any place I've ever worked. Sounds like you guys live on a different planet.

I never have either, and I'm the only female in an office of about 20. But if I did hear something like that, I'd laugh.

[Teddy B 17,252]

I never have either, and I'm the only female in an office of about 20. But if I did hear something like that, I'd laugh.

Yeah but only because you're from Canada and under immense pressure to fit in.

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What if instead of '#######' his response was "she let me pee on her"?

Would that still be funny or are mainstream non-kinky sexual acts ok to mention in the workplace and not the weird gross stuff?

[Teddy B 17,252]

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What if instead of '#######' his response was "she let me pee on her"?

Would that still be funny or are mainstream non-kinky sexual acts ok to mention in the workplace and not the weird gross stuff?

I think the pleats on those Dockers have cut off the circulation.

[decocker 7,198]

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What if instead of '#######' his response was "she let me pee on her"?

Would that still be funny or are mainstream non-kinky sexual acts ok to mention in the workplace and not the weird gross stuff?

funny. especially in the workplace.

really this depends on your sense of humor, not what sex you are.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

Yeah but only because you're from Canada and under immense pressure to fit in.

That's true. ACCEPT ME.

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What if instead of '#######' his response was "she let me pee on her"?

Would that still be funny or are mainstream non-kinky sexual acts ok to mention in the workplace and not the weird gross stuff?

I'd still laugh. Because that's what I do in awkward situations, which I would find that to be.

I didn't necessarily say they were okay to mention in the workplace, just how I'd react if I were ever to hear it.

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I think the pleats on those Dockers have cut off the circulation.

I just made an R Kelly reference on another forum. You might be right.

I'd still laugh. Because that's what I do in awkward situations, which I would find that to be.

Classic CABA move. Short fake laugh with the discreet eye roll. I bet you're the master!

[Teddy B 17,252]

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Classic CABA move. Short fake laugh with the discreet eye roll. I bet you're the master!

You're toast.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

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Classic CABA move. Short fake laugh with the discreet eye roll. I bet you're the master!

You know it.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

They can smell the desperation and weakness of pleated dockers from miles away. Run now, while there is still time. Caba chicks usually sleep til noon.

Hey! I'm on Pacific Time.

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Is the a playbook I can find on Google?

Same place you can get that "How To Identify a Manipulator" book that's often touted on VJ.