Am I a Pig

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

SHHHHHHHH! It's too much fun watching the moral outrage of parody comedy !

They WERE American women, weren't they?

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

why did you feel the need to start a thread in P&R discussing yourself as a uh, parody?

Not sure how it stayed in P&R this long but it IS funny! The flags in here look like a Victoria Day Parade...who'da thunk it?

Every day I am glad I married a Ukrainian!

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

They WERE American women, weren't they?

Yes Gary in my mind they were American women. If I hadwritten a script there would have been two American women who stormed off and got mad, and one Rub who laughed

And the Costa Del Mar sunglasses? So far you are only 1/2 desperate. With the Costas you would be 3/4 desperate. BREAK OUT!!

Yes I own a pair with the string around the neck

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Ok all joking aside.. why are polo shirts and shades the sign of a desperate man. I thought it was more of a generational thing.. I have never liked pleated pants.

I am wearing pleated dockers today. I realize it looks terrible but I had no choice, I spilled coffee on the only clean and ironed flat fronts I had.

Hopefully I can get through the day without the CABA posse hunting me down.

[Teddy B 17,252]

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I am wearing pleated dockers today. I realize it looks terrible but I had no choice, I spilled coffee on the only clean and ironed flat fronts I had.

Hopefully I can get through the day without the CABA posse hunting me down.

They will find you and devour you like they do their young.

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They will find you and devour you like they do their young.

:help: :help:

[decocker 7,198]

Yes Gary in my mind they were American women. If I hadwritten a script there would have been two American women who stormed off and got mad, and one Rub who laughed

oddly enough, in this thread, it was a canadian woman who said she would have laughed and an american woman who said, paraphrasing myself, who gives a sh*t - i hear this stuff all day everyday.

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oddly enough, in this thread, it was a canadian woman who said she would have laughed and an american woman who said, paraphrasing myself, who gives a sh*t - i hear this stuff all day everyday.

only an american woman would paraphrase herself.

a rub woman would click back a few pages to copy and paste the exact quote because that's how they do in soviet russia.

[Teddy B 17,252]

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:help: :help:

They can smell the desperation and weakness of pleated dockers from miles away. Run now, while there is still time. Caba chicks usually sleep til noon.

[decocker 7,198]

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a rub woman would click back a few pages to copy and paste the exact quote because that's how they do in soviet russia.

i can't be bothered with such nonsense. i'm in the middle of plotting my next money grab from my current unsuspecting husband.

[Teddy B 17,252]

i can't be bothered with such nonsense. i'm in the middle of plotting my next money grab from my current unsuspecting husband.

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i can't be bothered with such nonsense. i'm in the middle of plotting my next money grab from my current unsuspecting husband.

The CABA sisterhood, having hijacked our legal system, has created an easy way for a woman to do that. Divorce.

Caba chicks usually sleep til noon.

Not all of them. There are Republican CABA chicks too. They have jobs and are not freeloaders. But they're still ball busting b****es.

[decocker 7,198]

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The CABA sisterhood, having hijacked our legal system, has created an easy way for a woman to do that. Divorce.

oh no silly man, divorce is midpoint. there are plenty of steps leading up to. cannot discuss.

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oh no silly man, divorce is midpoint. there are plenty of steps leading up to. cannot discuss.

Is the a playbook I can find on Google?

[decocker 7,198]

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Is the a playbook I can find on Google?

not with those pants on there isn't.