Am I a Pig

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

What company in the world has a secretarial pool any more ? Do you work in a 1960's time capsule ?

Your right. We don't have a secretarial pool anymore. We call them administrative assistants, customer service reps, marketing associates etc etc.. The function is still the same. get coffee, make copies, run errands etc.

[chaine1 116]

The problem with so many American chicks is they are not willing to accept Men and Women are different

oh! oh! My turn!! I can play this game.

The problem with so many American dudes is that they think driving a big truck and shooting a few deer every year is what makes them a man.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Your right. We don't have a secretarial pool anymore. We call them administrative assistants, customer service reps, marketing associates etc etc.. The function is still the same. get coffee, make copies, run errands etc.

I have an underling to do this. He is a he.

oh! oh! My turn!! I can play this game.

The problem with so many American dudes is that they think driving a big truck and shooting a few deer every year is what makes them a man.

They need to stop wearing pleated trousers! Flat front only!

[PalestineMyHeart 1,897]

Your right. We don't have a secretarial pool anymore. We call them administrative assistants, customer service reps, marketing associates etc etc.. The function is still the same. get coffee, make copies, run errands etc.

And this is at the bottle-filling place ? (I believe I saw something about you filling bottles in another thread ?)

[chaine1 116]

They need to stop wearing pleated trousers! Flat front only!

Ugh. Dockers would be performing public service by stopping production of those things.

Pleated khakis, Costa sunglasses and short-sleeved Ralph Lauren polo. Uniform of the desperate American man.

[BaBamSam 239]

The problem with so many American chicks is they are not willing to accept Men and Women are different. I look at it the same way I do women in a male locker room. if they want to venture out of the secretarial pool don't be offended by world you may find

Sometimes I think the world is a progressive place and we are moving towards a more equal society...but then I open VJ and read your posts. Happy hour may numb my disappointment.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

Ugh. Dockers would be performing public service by stopping production of those things.

Pleated khakis, Costa sunglasses and short-sleeved Ralph Lauren polo. Uniform of the desperate American man.

Ok all joking aside.. why are polo shirts and shades the sign of a desperate man. I thought it was more of a generational thing.. I have never liked pleated pants.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

And this is at the bottle-filling place ? (I believe I saw something about you filling bottles in another thread ?)

Ok I give up... I am joking. The whole thing is a meant to be a comic paradoy. Kind of like a Saturday night live skit.. Almost everyone else caught on and was having fun with it. If it makes you feel better my companies management is like an amazon assassin squad.

All female run. My Boss is a ball busting Female ( I call her she who walk behind the corn) . About the only man who is tolerated is the young hunk in the lab who is keeping the bun-son burner hot for 3rd in charge female upstairs.

we are like a bizarre parallel universe of dominant women and beat down men.

Sometimes I think the world is a progressive place and we are moving towards a more equal society...but then I open VJ and read your posts. Happy hour may numb my disappointment.

Just pour up a cocktail and enjoy ..

[chaine1 116]

why are polo shirts and shades the sign of a desperate man

Do you wear khaki shorts and boat shoes along with the Costa sunglasses and polo?

All the frat boys where I am from wear this uniform. ALL of them. That's why I call them desperate. I'd say the same thing about sorority girls who all dress alike.

[BaBamSam 239]

Just pour up a cocktail and enjoy ..

Dedicating my Old Fashioned to you.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

Do you wear khaki shorts and boat shoes along with the Costa sunglasses and polo?

All the frat boys where I am from wear this uniform. ALL of them. That's why I call them desperate. I'd say the same thing about sorority girls who all dress alike.

I dont wear boat shoes but do khaki shorts and polo

Dedicating my Old Fashioned to you.

Whooooo HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[chaine1 116]

I dont wear boat shoes but do khaki shorts and polo

And the Costa Del Mar sunglasses? So far you are only 1/2 desperate. With the Costas you would be 3/4 desperate. BREAK OUT!!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I could do with an Old Fashioned but my underling has left for the day.

[TBoneTX 45,299]

I just voted "no" because the question is "Am I a Pig?" and I personally am (as far as I know) not a pig. The internal dialogue went something like this:

"Am I a pig, Maven?"

"No, Maven, you are not a pig."

Ergo I voted no.

You do realize that it's anathema for a VJ member to read carefully and interpret literally, huh man?

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

how do you know they're american?

See if I am wrong.