Am I a Pig

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

Not trolling or Stupid just having fun. I really don't think anyone is taking all this serious.. Least I hope not.

Edited March 14, 2013 by The Nature Boy

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

AGAIN, you make a Fool out of yourself with your insensitivity to your own topic. Is she a wife or a show-piece that you use to make yourself feel popular? you have issues. I'm sorry Member, but you don't look at this situation correctly. You see the Votes. Your not just a Pig on this Topic. YOUR SOMETHING ELSE. Try and see..

Your sorry Member.. Please no pet names in here I will be honest I have had to say sorry Member before also

[james&olya 1,121]

I would have issue with talking about one's wife in any sexual context, whatsoever, anywhere.

That stuff is private.

To talk about it at work, even as a slip-up, a gut reaction, speaks volumes about one's moral character.

Just saying...

If I heard an employee say this stuff to other employees, then I know I made a mistake in hiring that person, previously.

Moral decay shouldn't bleed over into the workplace. Apparently, it has, in yours.

Oh Well. That's my 2 cents - with it and half a roll of toilet paper - we can clean the world together.

Amen!!! +100

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Something happned today that made me wonder if I am a sexist Pig.. I love my wife more than any thing in the world. Worship the woman and treat her like a princess. So on the way home yesterday I Stopped by Best Buy and got her a Windows 8 Sony Laptop--8 Gigs of ram I7 processor. Optical drive, touch screen etc etc.

So at the water cooler the guys were asking me what I did yesterday. I said I got my wife a laptop.

One of the Guys asked ?? What did you get ??/

Without thinking I said BL*** J*B ... He was asking what kind of computer but it was a gut reaction.

Two chicks present said I was a Pig. I think they are just jealous cause I have a hot young wife and I know they are attracted to me . What do the wise members of this board say. ?

They are American women.

All I can say is "good thing I do not have to buy a computer everyday...how would I afford to wake up in the morning?"

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

And to answer the question, NO you are not a pig, you are a happily married MAN

[BaBamSam 239]

And to answer the question, NO you are not a pig, you are a happily married MAN

Wait these are mutually exclusive now? Since when?

[decocker 7,198]

They are American women.

how do you know they're american?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

how do you know they're american?

DUH! They were disgusted that their male co-worker was talking about a perfectly normal sex act at work! American women are totally grossed out by the idea of men being drained by their spouses before they leave the house. It is a fact universally acknowledged that all foreign women* are not only BJ queens, but enjoy having their menfolk discuss this.

*Except for Canadian/British/Australian/New Zealand/possibly German or Dutch women.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

how do you know they're american?

Cause they were jealous of my foreign wife... The fact they want me is no give away because that is a international phenomena

Edited March 15, 2013 by The Nature Boy

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Cause they were jealous of my foreign wife... The fact they want me is no give away because that is a international phenomena

I saw that edit!

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

DUH! They were disgusted that their male co-worker was talking about a perfectly normal sex act at work! American women are totally grossed out by the idea of men being drained by their spouses before they leave the house. It is a fact universally acknowledged that all foreign women* are not only BJ queens, but enjoy having their menfolk discuss this.

*Except for Canadian/British/Australian/New Zealand/possibly German or Dutch women.

The problem with so many American chicks is they are not willing to accept Men and Women are different. I look at it the same way I do women in a male locker room. if they want to venture out of the secretarial pool don't be offended by world you may find

[decocker 7,198]

Cause they were jealous of my foreign wife... The fact they want me is no give away because that is a international phenomena

why would they be jealous of your wife? i think your wife deserves a medal for taking one for the team.

The problem with so many American chicks is they are not willing to accept Men and Women are different. I look at it the same way I do women in a male locker room. if they want to venture out of the secretarial pool don't be offended by world you may find

i don't know of a single women who doesn't know and accept men and women are different.

[PalestineMyHeart 1,897]

The problem with so many American chicks is they are not willing to accept Men and Women are different. I look at it the same way I do women in a male locker room. if they want to venture out of the secretarial pool don't be offended by world you may find

What company in the world has a secretarial pool any more ? Do you work in a 1960's time capsule ?

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

I saw that edit!

SHHHHHHHH! It's too much fun watching the moral outrage of parody comedy !

[decocker 7,198]

SHHHHHHHH! It's too much fun watching the moral outrage of parody comedy !

why did you feel the need to start a thread in P&R discussing yourself as a uh, parody?