Am I a Pig

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

It's like a caricature of a VJ thread, but on VINYL.

That guy isn't fat or bald enough.

[decocker 7,198]

That guy isn't fat or bald enough.

he obviously cares about his figure, considering his beer mug is filled with water.

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

he obviously cares about his figure, considering his beer mug is filled with water.

Lol, that's just American "beer."

[decocker 7,198]

Lol, that's just American "beer."

like hell it is! how unpatriotic!

real murican beer i'll be drinking tonight:

[JensJrny2Ray 367]

Lol, that's just American "beer."

Or, they're in Utah.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

i was so moved by the daddy's little girl story that i felt the need to share my revised to do list for the day.

so sorry to offend.

if it makes you feel better, i made the whole thing up. total fabrication. maybe you're familiar?

I wish to renounce my renouncing of that story. Part of it was true at one time before it was false

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I wish to renounce my renouncing of that story. Part of it was true at one time before it was false

Things I know about Nature Boy:

1) Likes to talk about BJ's at the water cooler

2) Buys his wife cool presents

3) Channels Bill Clinton

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

Things I know about Nature Boy:

1) Likes to talk about BJ's at the water cooler

2) Buys his wife cool presents

3) Channels Bill Clinton

There was a time during Bill Clinton term i thought he was the anti -Christ... But i learned a few things

Limited approach to the war on terror and not invading two countries that turned into Vietnam like quagmires was smart.

If fully forgive him for getting a knobby from Monica. If I had been married to a militant violent butt ugly Lesbian and I was the President I am sure I would have played hide the cigar also.

After the failed Bush years and the totally failed moron we have in the white house now, I would welcome him back with a parade.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

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only an american woman would paraphrase herself.

a rub woman would click back a few pages to copy and paste the exact quote because that's how they do in soviet russia.

What kind of computers do you think the average Soviet Russian woman was using prior to 1992?

the RUB woman would probably point out the health benefits she received in addition to a computer!

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_nutritional_content_of_human_semen

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

DUH! They were disgusted that their male co-worker was talking about a perfectly normal sex act at work! American women are totally grossed out by the idea of men being drained by their spouses before they leave the house. It is a fact universally acknowledged that all foreign women* are not only BJ queens, but enjoy having their menfolk discuss this.

*Except for Canadian/British/Australian/New Zealand/possibly German or Dutch women.

Thanks. If I said that I would be banned for 2 weeks.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

What company in the world has a secretarial pool any more ? Do you work in a 1960's time capsule ?

The whole sexual harassment/PC thing eliminated the need for secretarial pools. There has been an exponential increase in the number of women teachers having sex with teenage boys. Thank the feminists.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

[PalestineMyHeart 1,897]

The whole sexual harassment/PC thing eliminated the need for secretarial pools. There has been an exponential increase in the number of women teachers having sex with teenage boys. Thank the feminists.

3 ridiculous non sequiturs, back-to-back. Very impressive !